how are babys made?

Answer 1

Doctors remove eggs from the woman, and they take the sperm sample that the man has given, then they fertilize a few of the eggs to create embryos. Typically three embryos are implanted at a time to ensure a good chance of pregnancy. If any of the embryos attach the baby begins to grow and nine months later you get a baby if you're lucky.

Or you can do it the old-fashioned way, but what fun is that?

Answer 2

Oh for pities sake.... So many posters posting crap


And you wonder why we have so many teen pregnancies.


When a couple fancy each other they usially use contrception so when they have sex they dont get pregnant...

when they dont the could warm up licking groping, stroking etc each others body and kissing, strip naked and then play with each others willy or vagina often the guy placing fingers in the girls vagina.


Then when ready to mate the guy puts his penis in the girls vagins and rubbs it in and out realeasing a little sperm all this time called precum then climaxes ie squrts a load of sperm into the girls vagina.

Speam looks like hairgel but is made up of millions of tadpole like cells to small to see which contain half the info to make a baby and they swim up inside the girlss vagina up to her uterous (where you grow a baby)

If femlaes dont have unprotected sex each month their overies or 'egg sacks' realease a tiny egg cell which also works its way down to the uterous in her stomach.

If nothing happens then in 2 weeks or so the lining of the uterous asnd egg is flushed out which is like her bleeding between her legs called a period.

If however a sperm cell and egg meet up the sperm goes inside and the information joins and then the cells start splitting into 2 then 4 then 8 then 16 cells ... get the idea?

You body contains thrillions of cells.

And slowly over 9 months this forms a baby being fed neutrients from the mothers body. Whilst being made its called a foetus as not a proper thinking feeling human more a construction site of one.

Then in a painful and long process the body squeezes out the baby
back out of her vagina and thats ver very simply how babies are made.


its a lot more complex then that.


More info from


SEXWISE
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www.ruthinking.co.uk
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NHS DIRECT
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Locate your local walk-in clinic for advice on sexual health and emergency contraception.

www.childline.org.uk

FOR YOUNG PEOPLE
www.4yp.co.uk

FAMILY PLANNING ASSOCIATION
www.fpa.org.uk

Answer 3

Well when a woman loves a man they hug and kiss and dance and then 9 months later the stalk comes and drops the baby off at the hospital and the mum and dad have to meet the stalk at the hospital.

Answer 4

Little girls babies are made from sugar and spice and all things nice, were as little boy babies are made from slugs and snails and puppy dogs tails, or just by playing mummies and daddies.

Answer 5

At the baby factory

Answer 6

its when a mans Limousine decides to park inside your moms Dark alleyway as parking is CHEEP there but when it gets there the driver (the man) realises he has an oil leak the oil leek through your mom and flows towards the egg and some how the special oil and the egg alone are useless but combined they make the special humanoid 3000 which will eventually grow up to have his own fast limousine which will one days spring its own oil leak

Answer 7

man puts erect penis in woman's vagina and cums , the sperm meets the egg and they create an embryo after 9 months the embryo grows into a baby and the woman pushes a baby out of her vagina, its painful and horrible


what peoples problems with the truth ??? god its only sex get over it

Answer 8

well one night when its bright. the stalk comes in... and then he throws the baby through your parents window. your parents then eat this baby and have a hump which makes a new one. sometimes they eat this one to

Answer 9

Well the daddy stick's his pee pee inside mummy's vee vee hole and moves it around a bit. Daddy then gets exited and does a white wee inside mummy's vee vee hole. The white wee wee then travels to mummy's egg's which are already in her body. the white wee wee gets into the egg and the baby starts to grow until mummy pushes it out of her BIG VEE VEE HOLE! and out pops a baby girl/boy. *ta daaa* just like that ;-)

Answer 10

Apparently, little girls are made of sugar and spice and all things nice, whilst little boys are made of slugs and snails and puppydogs' tails.

Now try it!