ok, It's Tuesday and you all got your workloads so put the 10 minute porn down, the scissors and the 10th sandwich you inhaled and the cookies and stop tormenting the cat and read.!!! what is the wildest, craziest, funniest, embarrasing thing you have done, or has happened. confessions. you can't see anyone so let's hear it! it could be falling down, getting caught cheating, American Pie antics.. CONFESS! i am bored but just to let you know.....i farted lond and hard and loud in the store- Target..and blamed it on the 3 yr old and people believed me...just to name one.
2007-10-09 05:46:53 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
i had sex behind lincoln center.
2007-10-10 08:50:07 · answer #1 · answered by kimmy_in_da_house 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well this is nothing like that but once when I first met my husband he took me to meet his friends at a rodeo and they gave me this chair to set in and when I set in it it collapsed and I fell and I wished the ground would have just swallowed me up my husband who was just my boyfriend then gave me his hand to help me up but I was so embarrassed all I wanted to do was cry and leave. They told me the chair was old and had been welded together many times and I am 5' 71/2 inches tall and at the time weighed about 115 lbs but I never felt so FAT in my life. Needless to say we did not stick around for long. I don't think we ever saw them again either. Married now for 20 years!
2007-10-09 05:55:23 · answer #2 · answered by teresa m 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My husband and I both work at the same place and one day we were coming back from lunch goofing around and what not. Well he was on his way back into the warehouse where he works and I said "wait! let me have a drink of your coke before you go!" So as a joke he held it down at his crotch, so I bent over behind the partially open ware house door to take a drink, and the most innocent minded christian man (older man) I have ever met walked up behind me and was startled at what he saw. From his point of view, all you could see was that my face was in my husband's crotch and my husband's smiling face through the window on the door. Well I knew someone was there so I started to laugh and coke went all over my face. So I stood up and turned around...as I was wiping of my mouth. So yeah, it totally looked I was giving him head. The man walked with my husband Jason to the back and and he was trying to convince him that it wasn't what he thought it was. But I still don't think he believed us. But everyone else sure got a laugh after it when I told them. Oh...hilarious, embarrassing moments. What would we do without them?
2007-10-09 05:53:39 · answer #3 · answered by Snow 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i was workin one day and i sat down an felt this tear on my pants, i had a huge whole in between my legs but at the butt part, it was so embrassing because i had to ask a co worker if they could see it and she said kinda but if u put ur coat around ur waist no one would tell, well i did an i looked like a lil kid..lol but the sad part was i couldnt go home because it was raining that day, and my car was broken down because of it so my mom brought me to work that morning, so i couldnt leave. oh and i do a lot of bending and standing at my job..lol
2007-10-09 05:56:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Many many years ago I was playing strip poker with my gf at the time and her mom came downstairs. She ended up getting involved in the game. It was really wierd.
2007-10-09 05:50:27 · answer #5 · answered by twinturbo1994 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋