2007-10-09 04:33:40 · 21 answers · asked by Piper J 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
two words: baseball bat
2007-10-09 04:36:38 · answer #1 · answered by footballer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have to think like a 10 year old.
Call him over one day and ask him if he saw anyone go near your car. Tell him the car's equipped with a chemical which is released if anyone touches the car at all, and that the poor sap who scratched it was doused with that toxic cancer causing chemical and will soon die a terrible slow death and any day the symptoms will start. Tell him you have had problems before and bought the device on the black market and have it installed in many places on your property not just your car.
That should freak him out hopefully.
That ought to make him run inside and change his undies and should his fear cause him to confess to his parents and they come over to curse you then you have got all the proof you needed he was the one won't you? At the very least you will have traumatized him with any luck! LOL
2007-10-09 04:45:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would grab the stupid kid by the ear and drag him to his parents house and and tell them what he did and demand that they pay for a brand new paint job, and if they didn't pay for the paint job or do anything to discipline there kid i would take matters into my own hands, i would wait till night time and i would slash there tires and key there car just to see how they like it.
2007-10-09 04:42:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Do you have a BB gun? I used to snipe kids that walked past my house that were brats. Shoot right through the screen with the drapes barely opened. Muhahaha
2007-10-09 04:42:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Pliers and a ferret on pcp down the trousers normally acts as a good deterent
2007-10-09 04:37:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go talk to the parents of this child. If they won't pay for the damage file a police report and take them to court.
2007-10-09 04:48:30 · answer #6 · answered by throw_strikes2006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find a go cart that has no brakes, have the motor suped up and tell him its an awesome go cart. Point him in the direction of the highway and let him go rip on off.
2007-10-09 04:46:40 · answer #7 · answered by Rick R , Super Duper Samurai 侍 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Find another 10 year old to take care of the problem...I hate how rotten some children are..
2007-10-09 04:41:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have a little chat with his parents. Either that or call the cops on him (if you're sure he did it) and scare the pants off of him.
2007-10-09 04:37:36 · answer #9 · answered by luckythirteen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
key his face
haha jk
tell its (cause that thing of a boy has isssues) parents and if his parents don't do anything tell the police
2007-10-09 04:36:16 · answer #10 · answered by Kata 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would say be a good baby sitter and sit upon the baby!
2007-10-09 04:36:50 · answer #11 · answered by Emily S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋