this is for all Boston Red Sox fans!!!?

Question

i need u guys help..u know the "u know ur a redneck when..." sayings? im trying to come up with a bunch for the red sox so anyone got anything funny yet true? people fill in the blanks

"you know you are a boston red sox fan when_____________ "


p.s HELLL YEAH NEW ENGLAND IS KICKING A$S RIGHT NOW!! Patriots and Red Sox doing fabulous..so proud to be a Boston biatch right now :) i want to have jacoby ellsburys babies ;)

let me guess...bitter yankee fans?

if u guys dont have real answers (aka pro red socks answers then do me a favor and dont answer..this list is for present for a college professor who is retiring and is a huge fan..thanks)

Answer 1

i dunno about boston red sox ones because well not our fans are from boson but here are a few funny when your from boston (i just moved out of boston and i hate CT so we are moving back)

You know your from Boston when...


1.You think crosswalks are for wimps

2. You think if someone is nice to you that they either want something, or they are from out of town and lost

3. You know how to cross four lanes of traffic in five seconds

4. You call it a "Carriage" Not "Caht" and "Bubblah" not "Watah Fountain"

5. You think it's not actually tailgating unless you're touching the bumper of the car in front of you

6. You know that a yellow light means that at least five more people can get through and a red one means two more can

7. The transportation system is known as the "T"

8. You could own a small town in Iowa for the cost of your house

9. My Khakis are in my Khakis (Enough Said)


10. There are 24 Dunkin Donuts shops within 15 minutes of your house (I had at least 2)

11. When people talk about "The Curse Of The Bambino", you know what they're talking about, and believe it, too (well, at least you USED to)

12. You believe using your turn signals gives away your plan to the enemy

13. You call it Soda, tonic or coke... Never... NEVER "POP"
14. Someone has honked at you because you didn't peel out the second the light turned green

15. You have honked at someone because they didn't peel out the second the light turned green

16. All the potholes just add to the excitement of driving.

17. Stop signs mean slow down a little, but only of you want to.

18. Six inches of snow is considered a dusting.

19. Three days of 90 degree heat is definitely a "heat wave" and 63 degrees is "a little on the warm side"

20. You cringe everytime you hear some actor or actress imitate the "Boston Accent" on TV or in a movie...if you don't have it, then you're never going to get it, even if you were born here

21. At the ice cream shop, you call chocolate sprinkles "jimmies".

22. You can go from one side of town to the other in less than fifteen minutes and see at least fifteen losers you went to high school with doing the same thing they were doing when you saw them last

23. The person in front of you is going 70 MPH and you're cursing them for going too slow

24. You know how to pronounce "Worcester"
25. You know what they sell at a "packie"

26. You know where the Cheers bar is located

27. You've slammed on your brakes to deter a tailgater.

28. You've never been to a White Castle, Sonic, Steak N Shake, Hardees, or Rallys... But you've most likely seen their commercials on TV

29. You keep an ice scraper in your car all year round

30. You've watched an episode of Boston "Cops" and not noticed their accent. 'That's wicked retahded!"

31. Paranoia sets in when you can't see an ATM or CVS

32. You know Quincy is the real China Town... AkA Quinam...

33. You know the town your hometown despises...( Ex. "Did you hear Hingham has a "Dress like Weymouth Day?! they all dress up like bums in PJs!" "Yea well.... we'd have a dress like Hingham day... but we couldn't afford to!!!"

34. Being Blunt is not offensive to anyone...
35. You can navigate a rotary without a problem

36. You have been to Fenway Park

37. You refer to the New York Yankees as the 'evil empire'

38. You feel the rest of the world needs to drive more like you

39. When someone calls you a "masshole", you take it as a compliment

40. You use the words "wicked" and "good" in the same sentence

41. You know the difference between a frappe and a milk shake

42. Saint Patrticks Day is your second favorite holiday

43. You are proud to drink Sam Adams and think that the rest of the country owes Bostonians a thank you

44. You never say "Cape Cod"; you say "the cape"

45. You went to Old Sturbridge Village and Plymouth Plantation in elementary school

46. You can drive to the mountains and the ocean all in one day

47. You know the Mass Pike is some strange weather dividing line with several names!!

Answer 2

You know you are a Boston Red Sox fan: When you love your team all the way in good times and bad times; when you know "86" is just a number and you had made history in sports when you are humble and persistent coming back from 0-3 in a World Series. . When Red Sox are your life and Fenway Park your home

Answer 3

You know you are a Boston Red Sox fan when your team goes 86 years without winning a chamionship.

You know you are a Boston Red Sox fan when you cry after hearing the names Boone and Dent.

You know you are a Boston Red Sox fan when you sit through annoying movies staring Jimmy Fallon and Drew Barrymore.

You know you are a Boston Red Sox fan when your greatest memory is of an old mans bloody sock.

You know you are a Boston Red Sox fan when you're rooting for a team that you didn't know existed before 2004.

Answer 4

Number 3:
Never knew existed? I beg to differ my bitter Yankme friend. The Nation population is made up of mostly LIFERS; not to mention all over this country. You can find life-long fans everywhere you go.

Your guys BLEW it, plain and simple. Just accept it.

LOOOOOSAAHHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bwwwwaaaaahahahahahaha

Answer 5

I got this in an email (I'm NOT from Boston, BTW), and while not exactly the same thing, it's pretty close. Some are a bit crude but there's nothing totally unsuitable. Think clean thoughts, kids. I think the full 101 will fit...

1. The Red Sox World Series win was, and will always be, one of the greatest moments in your life.

2. The guy driving in front of you is going 70 mph and you're swearing at him for going too slow.
3. When ordering a tonic, you mean a Coke.
4. You went to Canobie Lake Park or Water Country as a kid
5. You actually enjoy driving around rotaries.
6. You do not recognize the letter "R" as a part of the English language eva!
7. Your social security number starts with a 0
8. You can actually find your way around Boston.
9. You know what a "regular" coffee is.
10. You keep an ice scraper in your car year-round.

11. You can tell the difference between a Revere accent and a Dorchester accent.
12. Springfield is located "way out west."
13. You almost feel disappointed if someone doesn't flip you the bird when you cut them off or steal their parking space.
14. You know how to pronounce the names of towns like Worcester, Billerica, Gloucester, and Haverhill. (and Quincy)
15. Anyone you don't know is a potential idiot until proven otherwise.
16. Paranoia sets in if you can't see a Dunkin' Donuts or CVS within eyeshot at all times.
17. You have driven to New Hampshire on a Sunday just to buy alcohol.
18. You know how to pronounce Yastrzemski.
19. You know there's a trophy at the end of the Bean Pot.
20. You order iced coffee in January

21. You know that the Purple Line will take you anywhere
22. You love scorpion bowls.
23. You know what they sell at a Packie.
24. Sorry Manny, but number 24 means DEWEY EVANS.
25. You know what First Night is.
26. You know at least one guy named Sean, Pat, Sully, Red, Bud or Seamus.
27. McLobster? McCrap!
28. You know at least 2 cops in your town because they were your high school drinking buddies.
29. Sure there are 6 New England states, but Connecticut really doesn't count.
30. You intentionally give wrong directions to tourists, feel bad when they drive off, but then say to yourself, "Ah, screw them."

31. You know at least one bar where you can get something to drink after last call.
32. You're sick of the Kennedy's, but you vote for them anyway.
33. You know holding onto the railing when riding the Green Line is not optional
34. The numbers '78 and '86 make you cringe.
35. You've been to Goodtimes before
36. You think the rest of the country owes you for Thanksgiving and Independence Day. (...and they DO).
37. You have never been to "Cheers."
38. The words 'WICKED' and 'GOOD' go together.
39. You've been to Fenway Park several times.
40. You've gone to at least one party at U Mass.

41. You own a "Yankees Suck" shirt or hat.
42. You know what a Frappe is.
43. You've been to Hempfest.
44. You know who Frank Averuch is.
45. ADVANCED: You know Frank Averuch was once Bozo the Clown
46. You can complete the following: "Lynn, Lynn..."
47. You get pissed off when a restaurant serves clam chowder, and it turns out to be friggin' Snows.
48. You actually know how to merge from six lanes of traffic down to one.
49. The TV weatherman is damn good if he's right 25% of the time.
50. You never go to "Cape Cod," you go "down the Cape".

51. You think that Roger Clemens and Johnny Damon are more evil than Whitey Bulger.
52. You know who Whitey Bulger is.
53. You went to the Swan Boats, House of Seven Gables, or Plymouth Plantation on a field trip in elementary school
54. Bobby Orr is loved as much as Larry Bird, Tom Brady, and Ted Williams.
55. You remember Major Mudd.
56. You know what candlepin bowling is
57. You can drive to the mountains and the ocean all in one day
58. You know Scollay Square once stood where Government Center is.
59. When you were a kid, Rex Trailer was the coolest guy around.
Speaking of which...
60. You can still hum the song from the end of Boom Town

61. Calling Carrabba's an "Italian" restaurant is sacrilege
62. You still have your old Flexible Flyer somewhere in your parents' attic.
63. You know that the Mass Pike is some sort of strange weather dividing line.
64. The only time you've been on the Freedom Trail is when relatives are in town.
65. The Big Dig tunnel disaster wasn't really that much of a surprise.
66. You call guys you've just met "Chief" or "Boss."
67. 4:15pm and pitch black out means there's just 3 more shopping days until Christmas
68. You know more than one person with the last name Murphy
69. You refer to Savin Hill as "Stab 'n Kill."
70. You've never eaten at Durgin Park, but recommend it to tourists.

71. You can't look at the zip code 02134 without singing it.
72. You voted for a Republican Mormon as Governor just to screw with the rest of the country.
73. 11pm? Drunk? It means one thing: Kowloon!
74. 2am? Drunk? It means one thing: Kelly's Roast Beef!
75. 5am? Drunk? It means one thing: You wish you had a blanket in your back seat
76. You know that P-Town isn't the name of a new rap group.
77. People you don't like are all "Bastids."
78. You took school or work off for the Patriots first Super Bowl Win Parade
79. You've called something "wicked pissa."
80. You'll always get razzed for Dukakis.

81. Saturday afternoons meant Creature Double Feature with Dale Dorman
82. Sunday mornings meant the Three Stooges on Channel 38
83. You've slammed on your brakes to deter a tailgater
84. No, you don't trust the Gorton's Fisherman.
85. You know that Papa Gino's usually has a jukebox
86. You think Aerosmith is the greatest rock band of all time.
87. Your town has at least 6 sub shops, and none of them are a Subway.
88. You know at least three Tony's, one Vinnie and a Frankie.
89. 20 degrees isn't that bad as long as there's no wind.
90. You were very sad when saying goodbye to the Boston Garden

91. Thanksgiving means family, turkey, High School football, and the long version of Alice's Restaurant.
92. You know the guy who founded the Boston Pops was Athah Feedlah.
93. You know what the Combat Zone is
94. You actually drive 45 minutes to New Hampshire to save $5 in sales tax
95. You've pulled out of a side street and used your car to block oncoming traffic so you can make a left.
96. You've bragged about the money you've saved at The Christmas Tree Shop
97. You've been to Hampton Beach on a Saturday night
98. Playing street hockey was a daily after school ritual.
99. Hearing an old lady shout "Numbah 96 for Sioux City!" means it's time for steak
100. You remember Jordan Marsh, Grants, Bradlees, Caldor, Zayres, or Ann & Hope.
101. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Massachusetts

Answer 6

honestly i hate the sox, but i hope they kill the indians just so yankees get their revenge.

Answer 7

when 2 ex indians are leading the team. crisp, and ramirez
and you know your a patriots fan when your offensive coordinator is from canton ohio, and vrabel from ohio state..

OHIO RULES IN CHOWDER LAND ALSO..

GO TRIBE..........

Answer 8

YOU WIN EVERY 86 YEARS AND FEEL LIKE YOURE AN ALWAYS WINNER!