WELL SWEET T, MANNERS IN THIS DAY AND AGE ARE DYING. TO GET RID OF AN UNWANTED HOUSE GUEST SUCH AS THIS MOUSE, I CAN SEND YOU SOME TRAINED PETS, MR. ZIPPY - MY TRAINED MONKEY CAN HUNT OUT THE MOUSE AND FLING POO AT HIM TO IMMOBILIZE HIM LONG ENOUGH TO BE CAUGHT. OR I CAN SEND SPRINKLES - MY 500 POUND BENGAL TIGER, HE'LL FIND THAT MOUSE REAL FAST
-OR- IF YOU CAN WAIT, AFTER I'M ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE USA, I'LL SEND A CIA TACTICAL TEAM TO YOUR HOME AND THEY WILL HUNT DOWN THIS PESKY LITTLE RODENT AND TAKE CARE OF HIM.
-OR- CALL AN EXTERMINATION SERVICE/ANIMAL CONTROL SERVICE, THEY ARE USUALLY PRETTY FAST AND IF YOU SO CHOOSE CAN HAVE THE MOUSE TRAPPED HUMANLY.
2007-10-09 10:46:01
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answer #1
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answered by MR. RETARDO XI 4
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You need to make sure you use a soft cheese or peanut butter and make sure it gets all over the lever that activates the trap.
I get rid of pests by running them over with my Harley.
2007-10-09 06:20:55
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answered by RayCATNG 4
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Steel wool smeared in peanut butter. I supervised a garbage dump, & that's what we used. The lick at the peanut butter & their teeth get caught in the steel wool fibers. They try to yank their teeth away, and SMACK!!! no more mice/rats!!
Other than that, I went through a divorce once! lol
2007-10-09 02:54:23
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answered by Anonymous
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I thank you need to have him sent to charm school so he can learn some courtesy and respect!! Find a mouser cat to give him a run for his cheese, let him earn his cheese that way!!
2007-10-09 08:52:26
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answered by Ginny 7
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I hate those sneaky things, I had one in Iraq that took me forever to get. I finally got one of those Glue pads put cheese on it.
MO
2007-10-10 02:07:24
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answered by MOs fishin 6
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Bait your traps with peanut butter. It's harder for them to get.
2007-10-09 02:50:52
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answered by ♥sick n tired♥ 6
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Because hice isn't a word lol =) Good question though
2016-05-19 22:26:14
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answered by rosie 3
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at least you gave him some whine with that cheese, HA HA!! ok, that was bad, but i had to make an attempt at it, right?
2007-10-09 02:55:46
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answered by Anonymous
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LOL - If you are serious use peanut butter as bait. and leave a Tips appreciated sign by the traps.
2007-10-09 02:51:30
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answered by Anonymous
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i divorced mine haha.. but get the glue traps they work better and don't go ewww!!!! just get that mouse out and do it!!!!!
2007-10-09 02:51:06
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answered by ♥lois c♥ ☺♥♥♥☺ 6
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