Dear Abby
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job five years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one.
All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and bullsh*t with his buddies, while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian.
What should I do?
Signed,
Clueless
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Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore. You're a United States Senator from New York. Act like one.
2007-10-09 01:48:45 · 8 answers · asked by Johnny 7 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
"Last week, it got a little dramatic. Senator Hillary Clinton called General Petraeus a liar. And believe this, if there's one thing she knows, it's how to spot a guy who's lying." --Jay Leno
2007-10-09 01:54:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 3⤋
The joke where all the work done by the Bush administration to expand the executive office is going to make her the most powerful president ever.
Edit* Actually the truth is when Stephen Colbert interviewed the Author of the book about Hillary entitled A Woman and Power he asked him, "Why didn't you subtitle it BAD IDEA?"
2007-10-09 08:58:09 · answer #2 · answered by Jared G 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Hillary Clinton Gets Some Advice
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House.
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie,"
Ouch! Says Hillary, I don't know about that.
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people,"
Ho! I really don't want to do that.
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
2007-10-09 09:00:15 · answer #3 · answered by libsticker 7 · 6⤊ 3⤋
The jokes going to be on her opponents,come election time.
2007-10-09 08:59:52 · answer #4 · answered by foreveririshlad 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋
That was somewhat funny , but I really don't see any humor in Hillary . I see danger .
2007-10-09 08:53:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 3⤋
I was going to dig up some good ones but, Earnest is right you know…
2007-10-09 08:56:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 4⤋
Hillary voted in as President in 2008. Joke's on you.
2007-10-09 08:55:00 · answer #7 · answered by sci55 5 · 3⤊ 8⤋
my joke:
the way you are gonna feel the day she gets elected
HAHAAHA
EAT IT.
2007-10-09 08:53:26 · answer #8 · answered by Free Radical 5 · 3⤊ 8⤋