What is the weirdest thing you have ever seen anyone do?

Answer 1

I think everything people do is weird.Sure we do things everyday just like a machine,get up,shower,dress,eat,commute to work,get coffee,look at paper,go to bathroom,sit at desk thumb thru papers,sign name get coffee,go to bathroom,sit at desk make call,answer phone,eat lunch,go to bathroom,sitat desk answer phone,sign papers get coffee,go to bathroom,come back sit over and over and over day in day out.
Life is weird enjoy.
And my kids call me weird because I was the car in the nude?

Answer 2

i was at an Atlanta Braves game using the urinal in the bathroom and some guy walked in and instead of using the urinal to releave himself he put his hands in it and started to wash his hands. It was the weirdest and nastiest thing i have ever seen. I had to ask the person next to me if he saw what happened just to make sure i was not hallucinating.

Answer 3

A guy arrives at a Cafe in a brand new TVR Griffith, he then goes into the Cafe, asks for a Hosepipe lifts his bonnet and liberally sprinkles water all over the Engine for 5 minutes puts it all away and sits down for a cup of Tea, then drives off

Answer 4

Barnes & Noble, Union Square, New York City (one of the biggest bookstores in the world!!):

All the signs in the huge 6-floor store put the restrooms on the 2nd floor , its actually on the third.

You see hundreds of people every day running around in circles on the second floor holding it in....

Answer 5

saw a cop put on left turn signal turn right anfd rear end a school bus then back up hit the car behind him go around the bus with tires spinning then turn into coffee shop

Answer 6

I am a bartender. One time this guy peed at the bar. When I told him he had to leave, he asked why. I told him he was standing in the reason.

Answer 7

Running out of petrol in a car with a fuel guage in it must come close to the top of the stupidity pile, I reckon.

(Yes, happened to me.)

Answer 8

Invade Iraq

Answer 9

this one armmed guy in town was really really drunk and he was falling over, but he had a broom in his one hand to make it look like he was trying to sweep, then later i went by the same road and i saw him slumped over in someones garage.
I almost peed my pants from laughing so hard.

Answer 10

This is copyright in case I ever write a book, but here goes....I went to dinner with a friend and he had got out of hospital from having skin cancer of the ear. He had got the bandages off. The ear look very dark and scabby. He said WE ARE GOING TO HAVE VIETNAMESE FOOD and we walked and walked and walked around the restaurant area till we found a Vietnamese restaurant but the chef was just running out the door cos his wife was giving birth and he wanted to be there. So we walked and walked and walked. I was so hungry. We eventually found a Vietnamese restaurant and sat down and ordered. He told me all about the ear while we were waiting for the food. He sort of touched the ear and the whole scab came off in the shape of his ear, leaving a pink raw looking, but whole ear on his head. He marvelled at the shape of the scab and put it on his bread and butter plate and gave it admiring glances all night. But surprisingly enough, I could not do any more than pick at my dinner. He ate heartily and then wrapped the scab in his hanky to take home to show people. This was a long time ago when I didn't have much backbone but if it happened nowadays I would have not gone to a restaurant without a booking and if anyone put a scab on the table I would get up and leave.

This is not tremendously weird, but strange......a man at my office who was trying to court me and he said he split up with his last girlfriend because he was sick of her sewing up chickens with needle and thread and then sticking the needle in the kichen curtains where she couldn't see it next time because of the busy pattern, so she would get out another needle and thread. When he tried to pull the curtains to at night, he would get stuck by about 8 to 10 different needles in the curtains. He kept trying to lure me to his place for dinner by telling me how fabulous his garden was and how much effort he had put into it. He described the buying of the soil, fertilizer and plants and gardening equipment and the watering, but I was too bored to listen closely. Out of pity and not having anything to do one day, I let him pick me up and take me to his place. His entire yard was barren like a moonscape but on the front verandah there was a wooden chair and on it was a window box with 4 seedlings in it. I said IS THIS WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN REFERRING TO ALL ALONG? And he said YES. Then he invited me in and I started lookiing around and then there was a stench like you would not believe, tho I had smelt it before in my life. There is some meat stuff that you buy at the pet food shop and mix it with bran and other guts and cook it yourself in bulk. And while it is being cooked, there is such a foul smell you could puke. I went bananas and said DID YOU KNOW WHEN YOU INVITED ME HERE, THAT YOU WOULD BE COOKING THAT? And he said YES. I said WHERE ARE YOUR FLAMIN' SOCIAL GRACES, MAN? TAKE ME HOME IMMEDIATELY. Later on he went to jail for 4 years but I couldn't possibly tell you what for because you would not believe me. Then he rang and asked me out and said he had been overseas for 4 years. I said THAT JAIL HAD A MOAT DID IT?????/

Another thing - my boyfriend left his always ravenous dog with a friend while we went on holiday but someone else left their dog there too and my boyfriend's dog ate it. When the other owner came back from their holiday they had to tell him that his dog escaped and got lost.