2007-10-08 23:43:46 · 13 answers · asked by Marla ™ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open
2007-10-09 00:56:38 · update #1
"My name is Captain Spaulding, the African Explorer! Did someone call me schnorrer?!? Hooray, Hooray, Hoo-ray!"
2007-10-08 23:50:10 · answer #1 · answered by D Day 1968 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Gracho Marx had a game show on in the 1950's called You Bet Your Life.
Groucho: "How many children do you have"?
Guest: "I have 14 children".
Groucho: "Lady, I like a good cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while!"
2007-10-08 23:47:59 · answer #2 · answered by Lefty 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here are some great quotes from the man himself:
"Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age."
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception"
"If I held you any closer, I'd be in back of you"
and the best Marx impersonator, Alan Alda on MASH
2007-10-08 23:55:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-04-22 13:43:27 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We were going to have a board meeting, but we ran out of 2by4s
2007-10-09 04:35:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I only have 20 grams of Harpo left, and I need them for myself.
2007-10-09 00:23:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
LoL. H-man that is not nice. Te he
2007-10-09 10:09:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
"None for all, and all for me."
"I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know."
2007-10-08 23:52:14 · answer #8 · answered by cottagemama 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
How about a whole article about him - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groucho_Marx
Good Luck!!!
2007-10-08 23:47:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
"Women should be obscene and not heard."
LoL
There are a lot more here My Lady
2007-10-09 07:57:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋