2007-10-08 21:19:54 · 65 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
I had a bacon butty about eight months ago and have been putting on weight ever since.
2007-10-08 21:27:15 · update #1
I'm just confused by all these questions I keep seeing on Answers about being pregnant, and the answers people give to them. Or maybe I'm just being silly and poking fun at them.
2007-10-08 21:41:20 · update #2
yeah why not. if the bacon contained an egg. if this met up with you spermies they hey look what happened to arnie in junior.
2007-10-10 04:15:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a woman gets pregnant normally the stomach grows cuz of the growing baby in the womb. But if a nutty man like you feels pregnant for sure your butty will grow with full of shitty. Take some laxative!
Good luck in doing some potty u nutty butty!!!
2007-10-08 21:36:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
No and what the hell's a bacon butty?
2007-10-08 21:31:28 · answer #3 · answered by Aurora 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm afraid not sweetheart, maby in about a thousand years men might be able to get pregnant but not yet!! lol
Although, men can get all the symptoms of pregnancy when someone close to them is pregnant; it is called a sympathy pregnancy. If that is the case have lots of nice baths hunny and eat as much chocolate as you can!!
2007-10-08 21:27:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
obviously you are either a nutter or just stupid....you need some lessons (verbal that is) to inform you how babies are produced and its not by eating bacon butties..if you could get preggers by eating bacon butties there would be a lot of little grease balls out there
2007-10-08 21:33:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
oh yes defiantly!! Bacon butty's are notorious for getting you pregnant. did you have brown or red sauce? if you had brown sauce it will be a girl, if red then it will be a gerbil.
congratulations!
2007-10-08 21:40:41 · answer #6 · answered by JENNY B 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If you are a seahorse, or a certain variety of fish or frog or worm......and we adjust man to male. There are urban legends implying you could be. There are a few scientists that believe it is possible, though there is no proof to date. You could be referring to your 'emotional' self as a male when in fact physically you are female.
2007-10-08 21:27:21 · answer #7 · answered by Morgan M 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Did you just eat a bacon butty?
2007-10-08 21:21:37 · answer #8 · answered by sammie 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
If you are I will be your publicity agent. I dont charge a lot but I would expect half your profits, the rest you can keep to cover the cost of bringing up baby.
2007-10-08 21:24:23 · answer #9 · answered by dances 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Nah - you men wouldn't cope with the stresses and strains of pregnancy and childbirth lol!
2007-10-09 05:01:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋