Baal and Azathoth are giggling at my smouldering, shriveled clump of ashes, that used to be pork loin....boo hoo hoo....
2007-10-08 18:23:15 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That's why when Jesus cooks a pork loin roast He always uses a crock pot. He puts the roast, some water, veggies & spices in the crock pot in the morning and 2,000 years later when he gets home it's all done and ready to be served. Jesus suggests that you use the "low" setting if you work as much overtime as He does. Also, most personal demons are powerless against crock pots and the food cooked in them, especially if you serve that food with Satan's personal favorite, mashed potatoes!
2007-10-09 08:13:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes, and quite often. I tell my family that burnt food is good for your singing voice! I learned that from Opie Taylor! Pork loin...ewwww Dalek...yuck. No wonder the demons let it burn! How about a nice tri tip on the grill with the Secret Cilla Seasoning? Now you would LOVE that, I guarantee! If you ask sweetly, I may be persuaded to pass along the recipe, in a secret missive mind you. You already have mine for the perfect Brats...it was real AND straight from Germany!
MUAH!
2007-10-09 02:16:26 · answer #2 · answered by Mustardseed 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Damn demons'll get you everytime. I will make you a pork roast and you just zap it in the microwave. That way when you start your battling, the micro will cut off on it's own. There are also ovens you can get that turn off and on on timer.
Sorry bout your roast...
2007-10-09 07:04:28 · answer #3 · answered by Leepal 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My dogs get really excited in the kitchen when over boiled eggs pop up and hit the ceiling.
They are exploding when this happens.
Thank goodness, when this has happened twice, I've been nearby to inhale the sulfur smell instead of seeing the house go up in flames.
2007-10-09 02:01:29 · answer #4 · answered by kriend 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Make them pay for the demise of your precious roast. Send their sorry a**es to Burger King for some whoppers and fries to begin the restitution process.
2007-10-09 01:33:05 · answer #5 · answered by f1mudvayne29 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well then, you need to quit battling them, befriend them and perhaps one of them will remember to take the roast out of the oven on time.
2007-10-09 12:36:12 · answer #6 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not that particular thing but, while battling my personal demons, I forgot a bridge game ! and that's almost as bad...the dummy had to table hop...
2007-10-09 11:22:56 · answer #7 · answered by Boopsie 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Demons are best exorcised before dinner time, typically around 1-3 pm are prime demon destroying times..fyi
2007-10-09 01:26:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it happens to the best of cooks! I over-cooked a boneless Ham one year at Christmas.
2007-10-09 12:50:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hang in there, many of us humans have demons that love to attack when we have roasts in the oven!
2007-10-09 01:28:10 · answer #10 · answered by zclifton2 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋