please. i really need a laugh.
2007-10-08 18:17:58 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
please no thumbs down.
2007-10-08 18:31:54 · update #1
old man of 90 married a girl of 22 before the wedding his doctor said are you doing the right thing what about the sexual aspect at your age it could be fatal, so the old man says if she dies she fcking dies
2007-10-08 21:21:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A guy is celebrating his 50's birthday. Drinking shot after shot. The Bartender tells him to slow down, he explains it's 50th Birthday and got his 1st B.J.. The Bartender gives him congratulations and tell him why are you doing so many shots ? The 50 year old guys says, "I Can't Get That Damn Taste Out Of My Mouth."
2007-10-09 06:10:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man comes to court to take the stand. He's wearing a hat and walks with a cane. He is told to take of his hat, so he takes of his hat. Not we is told to place his left hand on the bible while raising his right hand so he can take the oath of swearing to tell the truth and nothing but the truth. But he is getting irate and very irritated because he cannot do it. He has a hat and a cane and cannot get rid of them. He is told several times to get rid of that hat and he cannot place his left hand on the bible and raise his right hand because he has a cane.
2007-10-09 01:25:55 · answer #3 · answered by Richard_CA 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ways to know u have had good sex
1. your matress has turned into a giant sponge
2. it takes five minutes to unknot your bodies
3. and earthquake of 5.4 is recorded on the richter scale in your area
4. the cat is exhausted from just watchin you
5. you have both gone down in clothing sizes
6. a trampoline company has come to adjust your bedsprings
2007-10-09 01:22:11 · answer #4 · answered by Blunk 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
a Greek in hie 20Th came to the America, but not to work,after 3 weeks his brother tel him to go to work.he answer back to his brother,i did not came hear to work, i have a very big pecker and i am going to show it to mack allot of money,so he find the plays,and he ask the door man to let him in,the door man SD Wye you wand to go upstairs,the Greek man set i have a big pecker,so the door man he Mauser it and and was 12in long,so the door man tell him ,i have a pecker 1 miter long and i am still a doorman.
2007-10-09 01:50:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A man visits the doctor. The doctor says
"I have bad news for you.You have
cancer and Alzhiemer's disease". The
man replies "Well,thank God I don't
have cancer!"
2007-10-09 03:08:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am the lucky one to have a notebook crash....so get a chuckle as I pounded my knuckles on the table as I tried to - and finally got it - working again!
2007-10-09 01:21:29 · answer #7 · answered by Zombie Birdhouse 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
IMAGINE u ,jasmine and rosy r in heaven&therz a
smoky cloud u ought to beware of coz it causes a lot of trouble.1 day,u see jasmine walkin wid an ugly guy..u ask y?she says"i stamped d Smoky cloud".nxt day,rosy comes wid another ugly guy.u ask y?she says"the smoky cloud-i stamped it".
nxt day,you come in wid a hansum guy.d othr 2 r shocked.they ask u "how...?"and d hansum guy says.."i stamped d smoky cloud..!!!!"
----how was dat?dont be offended ok?bye..
2007-10-09 01:35:40 · answer #8 · answered by ash 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I walked into a door just a minute ago...it was really dark & I didn't think to put my hand out to see if it was open...& it's not the first time this week that happened.
2007-10-09 01:20:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
A pirate walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and a steering wheel attached below his waist. The bartender asks,"hey pirate, I understand the parrot, but what is up with the steering wheel?" The pirate replies, "Yarrgh, It's driving me nuts!"
2007-10-09 01:19:55 · answer #10 · answered by bombhaus 4 · 3⤊ 3⤋