Instead of Redneck Jokes which we're all familiar with how about some Racist jokes and if there were Racist jokes they might go something like this.
You might be a Racist if you believe in law and order for everyone regardless of their race.
If you dial 911 to report a crime in progress and your white you could be a Racist.
If your a business owner and are interviewing for a position with your company and choose the candidate whose best qualified for the job you might be a racist.
You might be a Racist if you form your own opinions based on fact rather than Hollywood Propaganda.
If you drive around with a bumper sticker that says "I Support Our Troops" you could be a Racist.
If you want to protect your child from Pedophiles you might be a Racist.
You could also be a Racist if you use common sense.
Your definitely a Racist if English is the only language you speak.
And if you believe in Jesus and the Sanctity of marriage then by God you should go seek professional help right away!
BECAUSE YOUR A RACIST!
2007-10-08 18:10:57
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answered by Adelaide B 5
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Racism is a problem in this world. Personally I don't think addressing the issue of illegal immigration is a racial issue at all. It is a legal issue. It does happen to involve mostly hispanics crossing the border from Mexico but people from othe countries enter this country illegally or over stay their visas. And a system does need to be created to deal with the problem. I think that our broken immigration system that allows only a trickle of immigrants to enter the country legally each year and makes the process of legal immigration long, confusing, and difficult, adds to the problem. Reforming and simplifying our immigration procedures while stepping up enforcement of violations would go a long way to reducing illegal immigration by making legal channels far more appealing. There are some leading the charge against illegal immigration that are motivated by racism but not all are. Most simply want the rule of law to be established and maintained. It seems that the lable of racist is thrown around far to casually. Whenever a minority celebity gets in legal trouble or an issue comes up that affects the poor, it is blamed on racism. I'm reminded of the recent arguments over Michael Vick. Rather than holding him accountable for his own bad actions, many chose to see his prosecution as a racist conspiracy. Utterly ridiculous. And when issues affect the poor, poor people of all races are affected equally. It is racist to believe there are no poor white people in the world. When New Orleans flooded people of all races were affected. The hurricane was not racist, and yet the race flag was thrown. I think people should think before they make that accusation.
2007-10-10 03:24:42
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answered by James L 7
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Republicans are labeled racist because it is the only thing that the opposing side can resort to when faced with facts about affirmative action or how welfare doesn't help people, it hurts people. They think that by throwing in the race card, it will discredit anything a Republican says on the issue and will automatically paint the Dem as the "good guy" who is defending minorities. By the way, I'm not white.
2016-05-19 21:17:22
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answered by ? 3
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"YOU don't let our tired and poor into your country for a FREE RIDE!!!"
I'm sorry, but the life of an illegal is hardly a "free ride."
On the point, however, why does a minority breaking the law have to be pointed out in the first place? A broken law is a broken law. It's when people like Bill O'Reilly point out specific incidences where an illegal alien has committed a heinous crime that it is seen as racist.
Singling out crimes committed by minorities IS racist; the point is to acknowledge crimes across the board and make just as big a deal out of Joe Smith the white guy from Tennessee raping a young girl as Juan Cervantez the illegal living in El Paso raping a young girl.
I don't support illegals in this country, but singling their crimes out can easily be seen as racist.
2007-10-08 19:36:47
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answered by Frank 6
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I suppose it depends on how it's pointed out and who's doing the pointing. Do the crime...do the time is okay by me, but realistically black guys and hispanics usually don't have expensive lawyers so they get short-shrift defense in court. Poor whites are in the same boat. I don't have an answer for all of that, but we all know that it exists. I don't feel sorry for the gang-bangers or the dope dealers...often the same people, but there's an awful lot of injustice in the justice system. What gets me worked up more than 'crime in the streets' is all of the 'crime in the suites'......Joe the Crackhead burglar gets 7 to 10 if he pleads out..10 to 20 if he's dumb enough to stand trial. Joe the white collar crook gets communitiy service. I dunno....maybe there is racism involved, but there's also favoritism involved as well...and both suck!
2007-10-08 18:26:04
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answered by Noah H 7
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Without these people; who will pick our fruit,-- do those fascinating drive-by shootings, --run the auto chop-shops, --set up the exciting free-way car chases on T.V., --provide exercise for our women as they try to run away from rapists, --transport great coke and pot to our dope dealers, --share the profits of our liquor stores,-- and provide companionship for other gang members.
Count your blessings, ---you ungrateful racist.
2007-10-09 11:40:58
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answered by big j 5
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Would it make sense the majority of the people commiting crimes in this country are minorities? Don't pull that race card b.s. cause you would rather steal than get a job. Vote republican to rid America of this scum.
2007-10-08 18:19:13
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answered by Anonymous
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The more enlightened position would be to not refer to people as groups either way, the left fails to see this. It would cost the Democratic party a lot of votes, which I don't care about either way, I just want issues that aren't issues to go away.
2007-10-08 19:03:18
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answered by asmith1022_2006 5
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but you come over and drink and crap up our country.//ON VACAT..and SOMErun from the USA ...CAUSE YOUR CRIMINALS and YOU ignore THE FACT you buy products with the blood of my sisters in the factories who are murdered and george bush wants all the immigrants out but his family builds oil on the land that was originally my countries and what about all the other immigrants that came here freely and built this country? illegals need to have documents and the ones as criminal do need to go back- yes. i am legal 31 yrs here in the usa and i get looked at everyday wrong but i tell people to kiss my A**. everyone is primarily reponsible for their actions so LIKE I SAY CAUSE AND EFFECT. WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND. maybe when something happens in the usa, and you want to come in my country..i will tell you to get out.
2007-10-08 18:26:53
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answered by Anonymous
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By labeling it "racism", the liberal left are able to indoctrinate a whole new class of victims...never mind they are breaking the law by being here illegally in the first place, it's only racist when we dont welcome them with open arms, and give them a handout.......
2007-10-08 19:08:25
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answered by Anonymous
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