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2007-10-08 15:17:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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not at all. i have been with my husband 6 years, married a year and a half. love him to death feel completly comfortable in front of him but have never farted in front of him.

2007-10-08 15:26:30 · answer #1 · answered by daisycm 5 · 1 0

I fart in front of my roommates all the time. They are long loud and proud to. I love them a lot I guess. Oh and I am comfortable around them too.

Now, I have been married to my wife for almost 4 years, and with her for more than 5 and have heard her fart once when she was 6 months pregnant and I wasnt even sure it was a fart until she looked at me and said " Dont say a word about it" I told her, " about what? That you just farted and it smells like death has been taking a dump in there for years? I wont mention it" LOL just kidding. I just got up, went into the living room and started rolling on the floor. It was the funniest thing ever!! She was so embaressed about it. It was just a little toot for gods sake!! It is by far the funniest fart I have ever heard and I knew then that she loved me!!!

2007-10-08 23:43:08 · answer #2 · answered by twism 3 · 1 0

Well, she'd certainly be "relaxed" around you if that were the case. I think other tests of true love are when one of you is sick, going on a long car trip or meeting the potential in-laws.

2007-10-08 22:20:52 · answer #3 · answered by luckythirteen 6 · 2 0

No, it's if YOU fart and she rolls the car window UP, then you know it's true love!

2007-10-09 00:09:16 · answer #4 · answered by Helen the Hellion 6 · 1 0

no, but that is really funny. i can be comfortable enough to fart in front of someone without loving them.

2007-10-08 22:21:29 · answer #5 · answered by redpeach_mi 7 · 1 1

no because even though i bust in front of my man, all of my friends are comfortable with the same thing in front of the guys.
that means shes comfortable around you...
but if she pees with you in the bathroom or wants to aim for you, thats another story

2007-10-08 22:20:52 · answer #6 · answered by Jinglz 1 · 1 1

I'll tell you one way you don't want to find out, actually 2. Allergic reaction to pain killer from dental visit.
Heat stroke. (thought it was a heart attack)

2007-10-09 03:17:47 · answer #7 · answered by kriend 7 · 0 0

lol no that isnt true well i guess o well may take a while for her 2 be in love then

2007-10-08 23:42:59 · answer #8 · answered by future porn star 2 · 1 1

Mustardseeds never fart.

2007-10-09 02:05:53 · answer #9 · answered by Mustardseed 6 · 1 0

Thats funny.
thanks for the laugh
have a star!

2007-10-08 22:24:19 · answer #10 · answered by § dreamer § 7 · 1 1

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