I think the neighbors garden gnome is spying on me again.... what should I do?
2007-10-08 14:51:16 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
try burying it. i had the same problem with my neighbors lawn flamingo, and it seemed to work pretty well. = ]
2007-10-08 14:55:23 · answer #1 · answered by Tess 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Notify the Garden Gnome Liberation Front!!!!
2007-10-08 14:58:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry its not the gnome. It's the sqwerls making it look like it's the gnome. Just set out a bowling ball covered in peanut butter and watch get a hernia trying to steal it.
2007-10-09 06:41:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You should give me the gnome and I'll take him to England and leave him in front of a pub West of London....
2007-10-08 17:09:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
put a cute little sleeping mask on him -- or tie a stylish bandana around his eyes, put a little box of aspirin in his hands or on him. leave a note for his mum, that says he's been telling you he has a headache and needs to relocate or face the other way. -- hehehe
then put a nice big lipstick kiss mark on his cheek.
2007-10-08 15:20:15 · answer #5 · answered by shannonzeecannon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do like on the movie Amelie and send it on a flight around the world. Maybe it will send you a couple of postcards.
2007-10-08 14:54:07 · answer #6 · answered by ecstaticdevine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch out for the Pesky Lawn Duck. He is up to no good.
My Answer: Take out the chainsaw. or the hammer.
2007-10-08 14:54:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take a picture of him and give it to your neighbor.
2007-10-08 14:56:27 · answer #8 · answered by Max 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lock the doors and hide under your bed, and call the cops. who knows what those things are capable of.
2007-10-08 15:01:56 · answer #9 · answered by Sleepless in MN 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
get the elves to keep an eye on him
and " stop smoking skunk " !!!!!!!
how many times i gotta tell ya , lol
all the best
Ian
2007-10-08 20:44:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋