So please tell me your funniest jokes or happy news or anything that might cheer me up. (Yes, I realize that this is an odd request.)Thanks!
2007-10-08 14:19:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
What is the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot? A man will spend a half-hour looking for a golf ball.
Why did the blonde change her baby's diaper once a week? The box said "Up to 20 pounds"
2007-10-08 14:24:45 · answer #1 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm have you ever looked at your toe's
i bet they're cute
and kinda funny
that always cheers me up
he he!!
correction... i just looked at mine and they're nasty
sorry i mentioned
watch a movie with hilary duff
or sienfeld
or something that makes you laugh
maby something heart felt
one of those feel good tear jerkers
give yourself permission to foget about eveything and enjoy
and here's a joke
there was this couple sitting in a restaurant
a waiter walks up to them, he says "can i take your order"
the man orders soup.. and the women orders salad
shortly there after the waiter brings them their food
then man looks down and quickly notices a fly in his soup bowl
he's shocked
he turns and asks the waiter.. "waiter.. what is this fly doing in my soup"
the waiter looks down and closely analyzes his soup bowl
looks up at the man and says "the backstroke sir"
2007-10-08 21:26:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
why dont u think about one your happiest moments you have spent with your family or loves ones, probably the silliest thing you might have done when you were small.. cos thats what i think of when i feel really down. cause i think we do the funniest things on earth when we are kids lol :)
2007-10-08 21:23:44 · answer #3 · answered by deepu p 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's the difference between men and savings bonds?
Bonds mature.
2007-10-09 05:20:15 · answer #4 · answered by a jaded angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pray . I was bummed out this morning, ( my wife was moving out) After that I felt better because I knew Jesus was with me.
2007-10-08 21:24:11 · answer #5 · answered by xjoizey 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OK so two muffins are sitting in an oven, one muffin goes"Woah its getting hot in here!" the other screams bloody murder and the first muffin says"What gives!!???" The second goes"You're a talking muffin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-10-08 21:27:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
what do ya call a deer that has no eyes?
2007-10-08 21:22:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)~
2007-10-08 21:23:34 · answer #8 · answered by quiksilver23 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋