Battle axe of doom
you sit inside my room
awaiting my return...
from Subway.
A meatball I desired,
but decided to go lighter
and got a diet salad instead.
2007-10-08 13:17:22
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answer #1
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answered by Jinxyblue 6
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I was riding the subway
One day
There was a battle axe
eating apple jacks
She said she was a writer
as she took out her lighter
She also claimed to be a fighter
but I think she was a liar
2007-10-08 14:25:07
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answer #2
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answered by Angelia 6
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There she sat in sexiness, my trampy battle axe
Lipstick worn in full regale a deep red smear of wax
I offered her my subway seat, but she wanted a simple smoke
I lit my lighter and she puffed with harlot lips all for a single toke
2007-10-08 13:17:37
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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Women - they're such interesting creatures. However, I'm a man lucky enough who understands the female brain. So, I agree with your statements above that women use - they're very accurate. And, I would know exactly how to navigate safely around each of those statements.
2016-04-07 22:15:04
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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I was riding in the subway and I saw a battle axe.
I flicked my new Bic lighter and she melted just like wax.
2007-10-08 13:18:03
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answer #5
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answered by WilmaF 5
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with a battle axe in my hand,
i broke down the door to subway
i took out my lighter
and lit a cigarette to look cool,
the workers were scared and the by standers glared,
as i took my order.
then everyone fled because i was fed
2007-10-08 13:23:22
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answer #6
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answered by noname 3
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Bring me , quick, a Lighter, it's dark in the subway...
If you don't hurry, I chase you with a battle axe.
2007-10-08 20:25:44
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answer #7
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answered by Alice in Wonderbra 7
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i once had a battle axe in the bay
it made me ride the subway
the lighter i carried blew up, oh nay
2007-10-08 13:15:08
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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i read only but its a lighter.
it is useful to all life.
2007-10-08 19:35:25
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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