Men are like ...Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ......Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ......Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like .......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ......Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn .. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright
2007-10-08 09:39:20 · 20 answers · asked by k-dub 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ok, i'm not hatin, really, i love men, but i thought this was hilarious!!!
2007-10-08 09:40:13 · update #1
i'm not being sexist guys, i promise. i have nothing against you guys, it's just a joke, don't take it personaly. sorry if i offended anyone :(
2007-10-08 09:59:30 · update #2
never ceases to amaze me how offended people get on POLLS AND SURVEYS!
i thought they were very funny! thanks for the laugh.
have a star
2007-10-08 10:04:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
1 and 8 (and sometimes 11)
2007-10-08 09:50:37 · answer #2 · answered by frostbite 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahahaha Best One.... Even I Have One Line For Women...
Womens R Like Well........... We Never Now How Deap ITs Can Be...........;)
2007-10-08 09:49:00 · answer #3 · answered by blueblood 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Men are like....floors. Lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them
2007-10-08 09:45:48 · answer #4 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
you forgot that men are like beer bottles because they're empty from the neck up
i love you guys!!
don't get mad at me
2007-10-08 09:43:10 · answer #5 · answered by ¬¬ 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
... tile floors. Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk on 'em forever.
2007-10-08 09:43:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Men are like......Dogs chasing cars.......They catch it but don't know what to do with it.
2007-10-08 09:46:29 · answer #7 · answered by tequilanikki 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cute! I agree with most of it...lol!
2007-10-08 09:45:38 · answer #8 · answered by soundlady 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think 8 is the most true. Most guys I know fit into all of these, but I do know of one who is the exception. :) Thanks for the laugh.
2007-10-08 09:43:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Some of those are a bit sexist and stereotypical, There are men/boys out there that are NOT like that at ALL.
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2007-10-08 09:42:27 · answer #10 · answered by Cody 6 · 1⤊ 6⤋