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.... I think the Office Lion just came back from a meeting and he's none too happy. Do you have any suggestions to get him in a btter frame of mind?

2007-10-08 09:25:48 · 8 answers · asked by Ronatnyu 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

8 answers

Pick him up that Lioness he was eyeing when he went to the zoo.

2007-10-08 09:29:44 · answer #1 · answered by Tigris 3 · 0 0

"Forget the lion's feelings. If he gets too frisky, I'll wrestle him to the ground and teach him some manners! Filthy beast! He's not the boss of me. Always lording around, he may be the king of the jungle, but he's not the king of this office! Aaaarrrgggghhhhhh!!!!" Glaviston said, launching himself at the lion, obviously acting out on the secret lion hatred/envy deep within his heart!

2007-10-09 07:41:58 · answer #2 · answered by Closed for business 5 · 0 0

Perhaps it was his stomach growling and not him. Try to go in and put an apple on his desk. You might even get a smiley face for the day.

2007-10-08 16:37:46 · answer #3 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 0 0

Hmmm. How are you at polishing apples or kissing butz? lol

2007-10-08 16:30:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't know....raw meat? A lioness? I know a nap!

2007-10-08 16:29:18 · answer #5 · answered by Kathleen M 4 · 0 0

Throw him a bone!!!

2007-10-08 16:28:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Show him my picture. Then he'll start purring.
<------My sexy face.

2007-10-09 18:39:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

GIVE HIM A SEDAGIVE!!!

2007-10-08 16:28:25 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

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