while you peeing..you heard someone talking..you look all around the bathroom, there's no one. You feel weird but decided to not care..as you finished peeing, you go to the sink to wash your hand and you heard something calling you..
you look around and there's still no one in sight..you try to hear it closely...and it came from your stomach..you rise your shirt up and saw a tattoo of a bald man with red eyes and horns on your stomach..the tattoo started to talk "i want you..my body is outside..can you please open the door so i can kill you?".
what's on your mind that time?
p/s: is not a dream or hallucination from your drugs or alcohol.
2007-10-08 07:55:29 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
PFTTT!!! That dumb hoe thinks I'm opening the door and leaving my house to enable him to kill me?
HA! Instead, I climb out the kitchen window with a butcher knife and sneak around front where the scary mofo is waiting for me. I throw the knife with all of my might, and it penetrates the back of his head. He turns around and says 'Hehe... That tickles' then starts to run after me.
And from there, it's a simple game of cat and mouse.
We run around and around my house and I pray that he gets tired and gives up.
To my luck, he does. He got tired and sat on my back porch. Then he grabbed a mysterious little white flag out of his pocket and called a truce. And I agreed to let peace be made as long as I get to tattoo HIS belly.
Of course, I tattoo Spongebob Squarepants on his abdomen and we become the best of friends.
The end.
2007-10-08 13:19:54 · answer #1 · answered by |m|(>.<)|m| MeganManic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it has happened. Until 4 yrs ago, I suffered from deep depression. It would come and go. And the signal that it had arrived again was awakening at...3+a.m. Not 2, not 4. Always 3+. During one of my worse depressions I lived near a village. The village had a clock tower and I would lie there, "down and miserable" as u say. From awakening at 3+ I would not have one minute of sleep. Not one. I'd hear that clock strike 4, 5, 6, 7. At 7 I'd drag myself out of bed w/dread, already exhausted. The horror of exhausted days and sleepless nights.... While Ambien is a good stop gap but anyone suffering continual 3:12am awakenings needs to seek professional help and meds. -- C *
2016-05-19 00:44:20 · answer #2 · answered by janeth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would probably close the door and NEVER leave the bathroom...or at least until 12 am next day...that is if I believed in those things, of course.
2007-10-08 08:01:07 · answer #3 · answered by Sheldon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, no!, turn around and make sure the door is close, Oh God what shud I do? Sh! better get this damn tatto out my tummy and flush it!
Flush!
Again Flush!
Once more
Once more
And a last time Flush!
Hope its gone and will not return, huh!
2007-10-09 03:07:13 · answer #4 · answered by Tanu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a freak out that would be I would have to make sure the door was locked LOL then i'd take a xanax fer sure
2007-10-08 08:00:53 · answer #5 · answered by Cassie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go back to bed and pray he'll be gone in the morning
2007-10-08 08:00:15 · answer #6 · answered by Mr.Kewl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually,I would just go crawl back in the bed with HENA and make the best of some good early morning wood..LMAO...(hena is the one who answered above me)........ : )~
2007-10-08 08:35:58 · answer #7 · answered by TBONE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well he can get lost, I never open the door to strangers.
2007-10-08 08:00:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I scream really loud! maybe the neighbors will help me & call 911!
2007-10-08 07:59:21 · answer #9 · answered by bdbarbie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To fu@k with whats on my mind, its whats on my stomach id be worried about.
2007-10-08 08:07:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋