when you press the Love button a bag of salt &vinegar potato chips comes out,when you press the happy button everything that comes out is illegal, and when you press the truth button all you get is a stale piece of bubble gum in the shape of Homer Simpson. Should I just bag it and move on to my Parachute pants idea?
2007-10-08 07:25:07 · 17 answers · asked by Ol man Moses Bohannon 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'll buy one. I'll take the s&v chips as a replacement for the love right now...I'll need them anyway after pressing the happy button a few times. As for the gum....that'll save me from having to go out and buy all that Halloween candy...I say it's a great idea.
2007-10-08 07:37:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would scrap the Parachute Pants idea and add more buttons to your machine. Press "SELF" and you get a fake driver's liscence. Press "LOVER" and you get stale piece of bubble gum in the shape of Homer Simpson. Press "SPORTS" and you get the complete set of baseball cards from the UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs. Press "HEALTH" and you get a strawberry flavored condom. I have other ideas. Pehaps we could incorporate. Dumbass.
2007-10-08 07:40:10 · answer #2 · answered by ninety9point8 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you should make a vending machine that dispenses vending machines so you can buy parachute pants and inside of those pants is bubble gum in the shape of my face.
2007-10-08 07:28:11 · answer #3 · answered by Bego 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your vending machine sounds just fine! I love me some salt and vinegar chips, following the rules all the time aint all it's cracked up to be. gum makes your breath smell better, stale or not. See Buddy, just look on the bright side!
2007-10-08 13:01:18 · answer #4 · answered by Leepal 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love the happy button... and the parachute pants thing has been done
2007-10-08 07:30:06 · answer #5 · answered by WhoDidThat??? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I vote for staying with Ultimate vending machine concept. I am intrigued by what would pop out when you pressed the buttons "World Peace" and "Perfect Politician" and if they would be placed side by side ....also ...would the same thing come out?
2007-10-08 09:06:28 · answer #6 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We all remember what happened with your last pants idea, and where would we even get a parachute at this hour? You should probably stick with training pigeons to steal bits of food for you.
2007-10-08 07:28:10 · answer #7 · answered by Sky Guy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lay off the Happy button Ace.
2007-10-08 07:27:28 · answer #8 · answered by Dave 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think you need to give up on the whole idea of being your own boss. And parachute pants have already been done.
2007-10-08 07:29:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a wicked invention. I've got another. How about accompanying it with a handle ending in a thin sharp blade that can be used to cut things like food before you stick your pronged device in it to eat? I too cannot understand why I am not a top contributor.
2016-05-19 00:34:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋