...Something like..."In Your Dreams, Sir..."
2007-10-07 20:29:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I always use..."Sucks to be you, Sir..."
But that doesn't seem to work very well...lol...
2007-10-07 21:24:37 · update #1
'Please let me transfer you to the dept. that shows true customer satisfaction...the IRS'
2007-10-08 01:35:51 · answer #1 · answered by gldnsilnc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"In Your Dreams, Sir..." would certainly not placate a customer, but likely make them more irate.
"You know, that's a good suggestion, and I'd like to show it to my supervisor. Would you mind writing it down so it can be reviewed by our management committee? You've spent so much time already, but I'm sure it won't take but a bit more and you're really being so helpful."
2007-10-07 20:39:52 · answer #2 · answered by Less is Less 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i got a couple i use them on teachers and other ppl
im not callin you stupid ima callin your complain stupid
i use idea instead of complaint but you get the idea ..
or huh wat did my brother do @ house hold????
o yea put them on hold and then ask so how you doin today
or umm wat else?
ask sir do you drink
did u jus call me a platypus..
sir sir i cant help you if you dot calm down
or ill help you with your problem if you get me a cup of shut da f*** up
lol
2007-10-07 20:38:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
my favorite was always (and say it with a smile because the caller can hear your smile-how many times have you heard that one)-"Yeah, in a perfect world....."
2007-10-08 04:34:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can I please have your number? I love pretending that people care about my problems. God, I would be so excited if someone talked to me like that. People are so boring and fake-nice and I would heartily welcome the change of pace.
2007-10-08 04:46:53 · answer #5 · answered by dingelbury 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you obviously mistake me for someone who cares...
the number you reached is no longer in service, if you feel you have reached this recording in error, please hang up and try again. (repeat as necessary) only works if you have caller id info on the caller...
2007-10-07 20:34:47 · answer #6 · answered by Armyvet 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I've always liked....
"up yours if you don't like the way we do business"
2007-10-08 04:54:02 · answer #7 · answered by mrhappy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would be happy to help you with that....
I understand your frustration....
I understand your problem...
Let me see what I can do for you..
2007-10-07 20:34:23 · answer #8 · answered by mslider2 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Here, I'll give you some change so you can call someone who gives a f***!!!
2007-10-07 20:37:14 · answer #9 · answered by "Johns" 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Don't foget I have all your details.
2007-10-08 04:51:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋