I'm a person who has a habit of putting his foot in his mouth, so I think that it might be useful to have a list of quotes from Shakespeare memorized so that I could get out of tight situations.
So here is what I need, the quote and a reference to what I'd be getting out of.
One for "I'm sorry I got drunk and asked you to get naked" would be really useful, cause that tends to happen a lot
2007-10-07 19:53:42 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Theater & Acting
Don't think Shakespeare has anything that covers this particular event - here's some others that amuse me that are related :
If I ask a woman if she has suffered sexual harassment, could this be considered sexual harassment?
Sally Forth, Jan. 28, 1991
Chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
Aldous Huxley (1894 - 1963)
Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill-up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account.
Scott Adams (1957 - ), The Dilbert Future
2007-10-07 20:09:41 · answer #1 · answered by the_lipsiot 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Drink is a great provoker of lechery.
It provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.
(Macbeth, Act 2, Scene 3) - William Shakespeare
2007-10-08 13:45:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Oh, what a rogue and peasent slave am I !"
2007-10-08 11:31:39 · answer #3 · answered by DramaGuy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋