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Would you let me in?

What if I pulled a knife while I was in there and







Took and apple off your counter and cut it up and ate it then used the bathroom and stole your towels and dumped all the soap to make bubbles in the sink and then left a trail of dirt on the floor and then walked into your closet and was wearing your shoes and as many of your clothes that I could fit on my body and then as I was leaving I showed you my Badge and was liek its ok I'm the freakin sherrif of this house now

2007-10-07 17:52:36 · 15 answers · asked by Phoenix 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

15 answers

'come back again soon'
LoL

=D

2007-10-07 18:14:54 · answer #1 · answered by °o.OѕтαяѕO.o° 3 · 0 0

I'd firstly wonder how you got past the dog in the back yard. He doesn't like any other males encroaching on his territory--be they two or four legged. And as I live in the basement suite, I'd kind of wonder why you aren't taking up this issue with the lady who actually owns the house. And you aren't getting in anyway even if you do think you are the sherrif.

2007-10-08 01:21:03 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Instantkarma♥♫ 7 · 0 0

You come into my house wielding a knife, you had better be ready to meet your maker because I don't play that game. My Daddy always told me not to pick up anything you can't eat, I hope your knife is made from chocolate.

2007-10-08 00:56:06 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

i would pull u back in the house with the knife i took from u and make u clean it all up

2007-10-08 00:56:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You'd be greeted at the front window by my fully loaded Smith and Wesson.
All doors would remain locked and bolted.
911 would be called if you didn't go away fast.
Did you forget to take your anti psychotic meds?

2007-10-08 01:21:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Then I'll know you were the same freaking ghost waking me up every time I felt asleep..!
And then, I had to evict you with a ghost buster...

2007-10-08 00:59:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'd pull a knife and





stab you.

2007-10-08 00:55:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I would give you mother thirty five cents to suck my dogs balls.kay they are dirty he chew dem too mautch. I sarry here have a autograph picture of Cardinal Cushing. Have you considered moving to Ferncroft Road? Sorry Wrong Number

2007-10-08 01:16:32 · answer #8 · answered by Tim O 5 · 0 2

Umm, I wouldn't let you in... If you came in, hopefully my Rottweiler would protect me from your crazyness

2007-10-08 00:56:45 · answer #9 · answered by Trixies Mama 7 · 0 0

omg thats funny but i would prolly freak out on you

2007-10-08 00:56:22 · answer #10 · answered by Gail 3 · 0 0

i would kick your a-- and you wouldn't make it through the door,

2007-10-08 00:58:43 · answer #11 · answered by caligirl8 5 · 0 0

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