....but.....you DESERVED it!! (sob)
2007-10-07 17:24:45 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I don't blame you ... after all, that doctor said it needed to be done thrice a day. And you were helpful enough to volunteer.
Hmm, except now that I think about it, that doctor looked an awful lot like a Dalek with a labcoat on ...
And that doctor's office seemed an awful lot like an abandoned run-down amusement park ...
Wait a second ...
2007-10-07 18:13:34 · answer #1 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
I think because 100% of the time they use the toilet - they need the seat down - so they think that we (men) should raise AND lower it when we are doing a "stand up job"). However they fail to recognize that we (men) could just pee through the seat, sometimes rinsing the seat and sometimes not, and be satisfied in that behavior because 5 outta 6 times we use the toilet, we won't NEED a clean seat ! They haven't figured out that by raising the seat in consideration that we are at least HALF right whereas their policy (of expecting us to raise AND lower the seat) is 100% in error. THEREFORE I hereby petition ALL men to solidarity and to leave the seat down and "PLEASE PEE ON THE SEAT !" from now on!!!
2016-05-18 21:46:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shut up, dalek;................. now, help me figure out who slammed the toilet seat on my head!
There I was, minding my own business, seeing how much toilet paper I could flush down the toilet; when I heard a sharp crack, felt blinding pain, and out went the lights..... When I came to, I was laying in a pile of TP, and seemed to be surrounded by badly animated cartoon animals and fireworks. I doused the fireworks, chased off the animals, then I swore me a solemn oath, that I would wreak terrible vengeance upon the black-handed...........
Oh! Hi Alec! I didn't see you standing there!
2007-10-07 18:03:57 · answer #3 · answered by WOMBAT, Manliness Expert 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Will you at least next time have the common courtesy to hold my hair back for me while I "evacuate"? The slamming of the lid on my head could not make it feel any worse, but getting that awful smell out of my hair takes forever.
2007-10-07 19:03:10 · answer #4 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was only saying...sometimes bigger isn't always better Dalek! I admit it is a lie, but I was trying to make you feel better. You have a big eyestalk thingy, that should make you feel good.
(My head hurts, and there are little birds flying in circles around it...is that normal?)
2007-10-08 00:30:11 · answer #5 · answered by Leepal 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sure,,,,,,,,,,,,by the way you're out of toilet paper, and for some reason the toilet keeps running over when I flush it !! Good Luck with that !!
LOL !!
2007-10-07 17:39:45 · answer #6 · answered by iambettyboop 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Thats OK because Pay Back is a Mutha
2007-10-07 17:26:49 · answer #7 · answered by staymay 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the only reason im forgiving you is cause i flushed all your underwear down the toilet
2007-10-07 17:28:59 · answer #8 · answered by . : : stephanie : : . 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Dratted Robot. Good thing it's a nice, soft padded seat..or I'd be really angry with you right about now. And why would I deserve such a thing? It was YOUR cooking that made me sick to my stomach...I said it was a fresh 'crop'...not fresh 'crap.' Sheesh. {{urrrk}} 'Scuse me..gotta go....
2007-10-07 17:30:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
only if you can forgive me for thrusting an angry 3000 lb cactus in your mouth, filled with squirming baby scorpions
2007-10-07 17:28:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋