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This actually came from my wife's grandma ("nana") -- any of these men sound familiar?

She gets up in the morning with Will Power.
Next she sits down and spends a little time with John.
Charley Horce is the next one to visit.
Her favorite, Arthur Eyetis, goes with her from joint to joint.
Finally, she goes back to bed with Ben Gay.

2007-10-07 16:53:10 · 17 answers · asked by herfinator 6 in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Senior Citizens

And the funny part is (since I was hearing this and not reading it), I didn't get it until she got to Charley.

2007-10-07 17:07:52 · update #1

september . . . finally I know what wine to serve with chicken! Thanks!

2007-10-07 17:48:34 · update #2

17 answers

Ha ha, but I thought maybe they were named: Xanex, Vicodin, Col Sanders,,Chablis,and Winston. Like some grandmas I've met. (grandmas ain't all what they used to be)

2007-10-07 17:29:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

WOW whata hot chick she must be!!!

But then I would nt like to steal any of them from her, except maybe John.
As for that two timing Arthur Eyetis, he spends a fair bit of time at my place too.
I don't know Will Power but from the sound of it I don't think I want too!
Charley Horce!! ya got me there
And I would Never go to bed with anyone called Ben GAY. I'm not that way inclined.

LOL hehehehehe

2007-10-08 00:17:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 2 0

lol Loved it. Sounds like grandma's got a lot going on there. When does she ever find the time to sleep! lol

2007-10-08 00:20:18 · answer #3 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 2 0

Well, four of your wife's nana's boyfriends are no-good "two-timers"
as they are my guys too (not friends though).
I don't go to bed with Ben.

2007-10-08 00:32:22 · answer #4 · answered by chansenfam@sbcglobal.net 4 · 1 0

I love it!!!
I know all those guys, but Ben Gay sounds a little "Queer" for me. Personally Ben Hur would be more my kind of man.LOL

2007-10-08 00:12:07 · answer #5 · answered by Amy Beware 4 · 1 0

Funny!

I wish I could wake up with Will Power too!

2007-10-08 01:07:51 · answer #6 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 2 0

Good ol' Arthur is here with me right now, the rascal!

2007-10-08 00:25:57 · answer #7 · answered by night-owl gracie 6 · 2 0

Those guys are swingers playing the field. They get around.

2007-10-08 00:02:41 · answer #8 · answered by SC 5 · 1 0

My true love is Mr. Sandman. We have a couple of cocktails before bedtime and he makes me feel mellow.....mmmmm.

2007-10-08 09:12:24 · answer #9 · answered by Bobyi P 2 · 0 0

wow. my grandma is only with one right now. Captain Morgan they get along great!

2007-10-08 02:52:30 · answer #10 · answered by carriec 7 · 1 0

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