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2007-10-07 15:05:15 · 9 answers · asked by johnny_tightlps 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

9 answers

calling my teacher mom

2007-10-07 15:08:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

A few things, but I can't decide between them:

- when entering Parliament House in Canberra, I was stopped at the security check because they said I had a knife in my bag. I stood there for a couple minutes insisting that I hadn't, and refused to take out the knife which I didn't have there anyway (as far as I knew). The security guy is not allowed to open my bag himself (to avoid being accused of planting stuff on you), so when I finally did open my bag -- hey, whaddayano? There's the corkscrew I bought last week and forgot about.

- I farted audibly in the dentist's chair while under nitrous oxide.

- one of my professors was waving to me one day, so I smiled and waved back. It turned out, the Prof. was just trying to catch my attention to tell me that my skirt was hiked up in the back, the hem caught under my rucksack, and my undies were showing.

- Malik (the next guy) just reminded me of this other incident: I was busy stowing away my things at my dorm a few weeks into the summer holidays when I nearly ran into a guy, completely naked, strolling down the corridors, towards the bathrooms. He must have been one of the student caretakers, who thought our floor was completely vacated, so didn't bother covering up to go to the showers. I didn't know where to look. Well, I didn't look him in the face, that's sure, because I couldn't identify him later. I think I tried to use the box I was carrying as a shield.

2007-10-07 15:17:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I have a really bad fear of public presentation.

So one day for school, I had to read a report I did ALONE.
In the front of the class.

Keep in mind it was a fairly large sized class.

I started skaking uncontrollably and I was stuttering.

It was so horrible.

>:|

2007-10-07 15:10:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I was wearing all white and it started to rain out side , and I had to closed the doors at work and I was all wet when , I came back in and a man was looking at me and said you win first prize, I didn't know what to say so , I started to dance !

2007-10-07 15:11:02 · answer #4 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0 0

In high school (9th grade, I believe) my pants ripped right along the butt, and I was wearing a thong. I didn't notice for quite a bit after it happened, as an added bonus. ;]

2007-10-07 15:10:01 · answer #5 · answered by Courtney 6 · 0 0

one day it was raining and i was walking through this patch of grass in the middle of the quad at my school. it was really muddy, and i slid and i fell on my @ss. in front of everybody, including the guy i currently had liked. so embarrassing!

2007-10-07 15:33:09 · answer #6 · answered by shellbee 5 · 0 0

once at school i lost heaps of weight and i hadnt got around to tightening my kilt. and it fell down in science! about 5 people saw. lmao but it was funny.

2007-10-07 15:10:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I was 9 yrs old, enter wrong dorm, girl dorm. I almost saw girl half naked with towel!

2007-10-07 15:26:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Me and my boyfriend were walking home and talking about um "private stuff" and didn't realize that people were standing there and my boyfriend goes "Sometimes when after I or_ _ sm it tingles." haha

2007-10-07 15:13:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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