2007-10-07 12:35:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Cleaning & Laundry
Tell him to leave.=)
2007-10-07 13:15:23 · answer #1 · answered by Backwoods Barbie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is the hobo dead or alive?
If the hobo is dead:
You will need a tarp, duct tape, rope and cement blocks. First, wrap the hobo in the tarp and duct tape securely to keep fluids from dripping. Wait until dark to move hobo. Place hobo in the trunk of your car and drive to the nearest large body of water. Tie cement blocks to hobo with rope and toss into water.
If the hobo is alive:
You will need a bottle of cheap whiskey.
Take the hobo's shopping cart outside of the house. The hobo will become agitated because they do not like being separated from their carts. Wave the bottle of whiskey in front of his face and slowly lead him out of the house. Give him the bottle only when he is out side and you are blocking the doorway. Close the door quick, because he will try to sneak back in.
2007-10-07 22:30:41 · answer #2 · answered by sallyvisualfuture 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
okay here's a list of materials: 1) 5 dollar bill, 2) string, 3) box, 4) skateboard or a dolly.... okay you or your friend take the 5 dollar bill with string attached and hide somewhere. the other one puts the 5 in front of the hobo and he will be attracted to it. pull it away and then as soon as he passes the box, trap him! then put the box with the hobo inside on a skateboard or dolly and wheel him to sombody else's house. good luck my friend
2007-10-07 19:44:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
A baseball bat should work. Or a bucket of water. Hobos hate baths.
2007-10-07 19:43:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hobos are notoriously afraid of spiders. Just tell him that there's a spider in his closet and he should flee like a scared little girl.
If not, buy a gun.
2007-10-07 19:44:29 · answer #5 · answered by GP1988 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him that there is a female hobo outside with a full bottle of whiskey!!
2007-10-08 07:18:42 · answer #6 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
drive the hobo to the homeless shelter
2007-10-10 20:20:59 · answer #7 · answered by suchastupidname 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What on earth are you talking about. I need more information thank you.
2007-10-07 19:39:12 · answer #8 · answered by MJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh lol
drag him out with a bottle of whiskey
:D
2007-10-07 19:43:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a broom to shoo him out
2007-10-07 19:43:25 · answer #10 · answered by Kylie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this a trick question?
2007-10-07 21:30:19 · answer #11 · answered by llittle mama 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋