There once was a girl named Loweezy
Who wuz such a barfly and teasy.
She would give you a wink
Then you'd buy her a drink
But her breath made you nauseous and queasy!
Granny Crabtree: There once was a farmer named Francis
When flirtin' with girls he took chances
And when I found out
I gave him such a clout,
He forgot what he had in his pantcis!
Farmer Crabtree: Granny, you don't win!
Granny Crabtree: "aw......N-u-u-t-t-t-zz!!"
2007-10-07 10:23:05 · 9 answers · asked by Farmer & Granny Crabtree 5 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Mishmoleypennhy: You had me then you lost me at AARRGH!! It didn't rhyme, and it made me laugh...no fair making me laugh...Whut, are you mad at pika chew? What are yew sniffin'?
2007-10-07 14:18:28 · update #1
kinsi: That's silly!
2007-10-07 14:38:24 · update #2
Cinnamon: That's durty!
2007-10-07 15:05:03 · update #3
The was a young lady named Claire
Who had a magnificent pair
Or so I thought
Until I saw one get caught
On a thorn,
and being losing air.
A masculine girl from Khartoum
Asked a feminine guy to her room
The spend the whole night
In a helluva fight
As to which should do what and to whom
2007-10-07 10:36:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There once was a man from Nantukett ... oh wait
We Willie Winkie my son John... oops
Three blinde mice ... drat
What was the assignment again? Oh!
Now, you have to pretend I'm a guy hehe
There once was a man nicknamed Bob
whose house I was going to rob.
I went up to his door,
then I crapped on the floor,
because his guard dog bit my knob!
How's that?!
2007-10-07 14:59:49 · answer #2 · answered by Cinnibuns 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There once was a guy named Crabtree
He wasn't the brightest guy, was he?
His limerick kinda stunk
His granny was a punk
And now I have to go pee-pee.
There that was off the top of my head.
2007-10-07 10:29:03 · answer #3 · answered by Kinzi 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I can't write of the top of my head
It's to bald and too slippery I said
The words fall of the edge
But if I was a hedge
I would rustle up a nice tune instead
2007-10-07 11:01:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Theres a lagomorph I know
he tried but only tried to put on a show
But when confronted with Broccoli
he shouts Eeewwww..... get off of me
I won't Pika Chew again Aarghh!
Whos thumb down was that? own up!
2007-10-07 10:32:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
There was a young man from Silicia
Who caught cold. We all said "God blees ya'."
He sneezed so d*** hard
'Twent all over the yard,
And I nearly done lost my best fressia.
Not bad for 5 minutes labour eh?
2007-10-07 10:29:33 · answer #6 · answered by thisbrit 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The folks in UK are rebelling
About the American spelling.
Just drop a "u",
They get into a stew.
Will they ever calm down? There's no telling.
2007-10-07 10:41:08 · answer #7 · answered by picador 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have not used abuse
but may have another use
All my friends got down
when I begun to frown
Bring back some zesty juice
2007-10-07 12:30:05 · answer #8 · answered by PISHMOLE 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Farmer Crabtree that was a great poem and quite funny; thanks for sharing.,
2007-10-07 10:37:35 · answer #9 · answered by Cami lives 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋