What is the funniest thing you have ever done...?

Question

to make someone laugh? or people laugh? OR whats the funniest thing, you have ever heard?

Answer 1

I stuck a freshly killed rat into my boyfriend's tree climbing boots! It made this massive manly man scream like a girl when he stuck his foot in then poked his hand down in there to see why it wouldn't go in! After that, I swore I got rid of it but put it under the front seat of his truck. When he reached for the rag to wipe off the inside of the truck window, he felt the rat, slammed the truck into park, flung open the door then jumped out! (We were driving up a very long, dirt driveway!) I laughed so hard I can't begin to describe it!

Answer 2

...or in summary: "what's the funniest thing in the world?"

There have been hundreds of times where I've laughed so hard that my face hurt. As for the funniest personal experiences, 99% of the time it's "had to be there" sort of stuff that can't quite be conveyed in writing. The other 1% is so few and far between that it's hard to even remember.

Now as for movie quotes go, I can spout those off left and right. Jokes? No problem. I'll share some:

"Kelly Clarkson!!" - 40-Year-Old Virgin

"What in the wide wide world of sports is a-goin' on around here? I paid you guys to get some track laid, not to dance around like a bunch of Kansas City fa**ots!" - Slim Pickens in "Blazing Saddles"

"Ahoy!" - Bob in "What about Bob"

"You want a prediction about the weather? I'll give you a prediction about the weather: it's going to be cold, grey, and it'll last you for the rest of your life." - Phil Connors (Groundhog Day).

"Nottafinga!!"
"You used all the glue on PURPOSE!!"
"Wait wait wait! Hold it, hold it! Don't anybody move. A fuse... is OUT!" - All three quotes from the dad in "A Christmas Story"

"Randy just lay there like a slug. It was his only defense." - Ralphie (A Christmas Story)

"But my lips hurt real BAD!" - Napoleon Dynamite
"Your mom goes to college" - Kip Dynamite

Joke:
Two muffins are in an oven baking at 350 degrees. One of them says to the other, "whew! It sure is hot in here!"
And the other one goes "Holy crap! A talking muffin!"

Answer 3

On September 23th, 2007, i went out to the Chinese Moon Festival. I was wearing a shiny spider brooch on my shirt. I was having a great time, but when i placed my hands right above my heart. I felt that my brooch wasnt there. I tried to be calm in front of my crush. My other friend came, and i practically freaked out. "I lost my brooch" My crush went out to look for it to the places i have been around. I felt very happy and loved. I remember i was playing with another friend's camera. So i called him and asked if i left it clinging on the camera pictures. But he didnt pick up. When i bend down, i saw my spider brooch blinking from my overcoat. It was on my chest all the time. I just didnt look out more for it. I was laughing crazy and my crush saw me. I told him i found it and told him everything. He said he wont tell anybody. :)

Answer 4

i grew to become into out on the city finding out to purchase, when I got here decrease back to my vehicle, i spotted my mum's vehicle grew to become into parked in the comparable vehicle parking zone. Being an Asian female, she would be ready to't park. So I wrote on a chunk of paper, that she have been given fined $80 for parking her vehicle crooked, thinking that she would comprehend my hand writing and get a solid snicker. by skill of the time she have been given living house later, I forgot approximately it and she or he in no way stated her little 'memo'. right here week, comparable component got here approximately lower back. Our vehicles parked in comparable parking. So I wrote her yet another one. This time, she have been given fined for not straightening up her wheels after parking. when I have been given living house that night, she grew to become into telling my father that she have been given this strange memo and whilst she took it to the parking team they did not understand something approximately it and could not enable her pay the high-quality!! I advised her approximately my pranks, yet i grew to become into guffawing greater desirable than she grew to become into! curiously whilst she regarded at different vehicles, none of them had wheels twisted so she believed the high-quality!

Answer 5

This may sound rude, But I told my girl when she was drunk as hell . If she ran outside naked and smashed her butt on the neighbors car she would get sober real fast. She did it to.

Answer 6

to many things but once i was at 1 of the school dances and the top strapes of my dress broke! i wasn't wearing a bra! it was so imbarissing! but now it's hilarous ! ;)

Answer 7

i remember faking death once. that was eventful. and my ex boyfriend was describing how he felt after his more recent girlfriend broke up with him for no apparent reason, though after reconsidering with a meditation session and a slushee, he felt better.

Answer 8

too many things to name.