"If one of these engines failed, how far will the other one take us?"
He was a nervous flyer so I thought I'd calm him down. so I answered, "All the way to the scene of the crash."
Don't know why he got up and ran to the bathroom. ♥
2007-10-07 07:40:24 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You silver tongued Devil you!
2007-10-07 07:43:16 · answer #1 · answered by *Fletch* 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
at first, i do no longer decide to take a seat on a plane holiday era even for twenty minutes! each time I make up my strategies that i could be waiting to take a plane holiday, between the biches crash like the France plane that purely crashed leaving Brazil a pair of week in the past! So, i'm no longer likely to even elect A, B, C, or D on the grounds that my brown asss would desire to no longer be getting on a damn plane no time quickly!
2016-10-10 11:48:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Big fan of the Blue Collar Comedy. That is a great joke.lmao
2007-10-07 10:39:11 · answer #3 · answered by Hobbs 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was travelling from Sevilla to Madrid...
The travel was dangerous because of weather...And in one moment a stupid one near me said''My God, the plane will fall''..
Certainly i replied''and why you are telling me this?"Is it mine?''...
I dont understand why he looked strange to me, there are people really stupid...and this is a real event...
I think i answered well..Why to care for a plane which is not my property?
2007-10-07 07:45:55 · answer #4 · answered by Paco 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Star!
2007-10-07 07:42:41 · answer #5 · answered by sorwho? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i would imagine there being an emergency backup...and if not, there would be an emergency landing.. the plane is equipped with everything possible to make the flight a success.....
2007-10-07 07:45:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, and your probably gonna beat EMS there by about 20 minutes.
2007-10-07 07:44:53 · answer #7 · answered by Monkey Mom 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
lol
2007-10-07 07:45:08 · answer #8 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sweeet!
I happen to think Ron White's material is great too, and I salute you for sharing that with those who have not heard it.
2007-10-07 07:46:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
1. this isnt a question
2. u shouldnt scare sum1 like that
3. ur mean 4 saying that 2 me
2007-10-07 07:44:32 · answer #10 · answered by Albanian52 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋