I am a GIRL and I LOVE hockey, too! Here is PROOF that hockey rules:
: )
Why hockey rules....
[... and other sports suck!! lol]
Compare, and declare: There is one game that stands out as objectively, scientifically, mathematically superior to the rest. I am of course talking about "the best game you can name," le sport des glorieux, the gentlemanly sport of hockey. Let's break it down by category.
The game. There is more action in five minutes of hockey than in your average 90-minute game of soccer, whose fans live for the moment when, by some mischance, the ball strays within 50 yards of the net. Basketball suffers from the opposite affliction: As the comedian David Brenner argues, they should start both teams at 100 and make the games two minutes long, since that's what every basketball game comes down to. Only hockey combines frequency of scoring chances with difficulty of actually scoring: Fans, especially at playoff time, are kept in a state of near-permanent hysteria, the prospect of a game-altering goal ever present.
Hockey is fluid, where baseball and football are static. It has been calculated that a 60-minute football game, though it takes nearly three hours to complete, adds up to no more than about 10 minutes of actual playing time. The rest is huddles, signal-calling, etc. Baseball players spend half of every game sitting around on the bench, chewing tobacco. The rest is spent standing around in the field, chewing tobacco. But oh, the geometry.
to continue... go here:
http://www.canada.com/nationalpost/news/story.html?id=ecc9a07a-659f-4169-9ba9-3d1154b280ca&k=93987&p=1
2007-10-07 06:04:41
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answered by Anonymous
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Hockey is an acquired taste but once you get it you love it. Still the coolest game on earth
And yo ppl LITY was being facetious stop giving him the thumbs down.
2007-10-07 13:12:20
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answered by PuckDat 7
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When I was little I used to cry when any of my favorite players were out injured, so I'd say I love hockey.
2007-10-08 03:04:24
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answered by RZ (LPPBS) 4
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Do i love it? I more then love it! Hockey is amazing! What team do you like?
2007-10-07 13:51:41
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answered by Anonymous
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I can't stand it. I rue the day that they claimed hockey a sport. How somebody can sit there and watch men with sticks swing at a small black piece of rubber is beyond me.
Down with hockey I say!
Down with it!
2007-10-07 13:01:06
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answered by Like I'm Telling You Who I A 7
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Most people suffer "Seasonal-effective Disorder" in the winter months. I get it in the summer.
I love hockey!
2007-10-07 13:31:05
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answered by San B 5
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yes i do. did u watch the Leafs game yesterday?? it was intense eh??
BTW i think puckDat already mentioned but LITY(like i'm telling you) is being sarcastic!!
2007-10-07 13:48:54
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answered by Angie: No end in sight 4
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more then life
2007-10-07 13:24:48
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answered by DC FURY 6
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