Are you ready to do a morning story with these????

Question

1. Ooooooh, I've heard about you
2. Nope, I'm not worried
3. Got ya covered
4. Always trying to stir up trouble
5. When will you let go
6. It's always darkest before the dawn
7. You just don't get it do you

Answer 1

"Oooooh, I've heard about you," said the fly to the spider. "You're always trying to catch us in your web." The spider replied, "No web today. But I have heard I can catch more flies with honey than vinegar. How about some sweets, my sweet?"

"Always trying to stir up trouble, that's you," said the frog, hopping over to join in the conversation. "Don't you think people will see through you the second you open your mouth?" Froggy casually flicked his tongue out and ate the poor fly before he could move.

"Nope, I'm not worried," said the spider, keeping well out of reach. Unless of course you so rudely eat ALL my food." The frog hopped closer and said," You just don't get it, do you? Some of us are too smart for the likes of you."

The spider just smiled her little smile and dropped an open vial of honey down to the frog. It dripped invitingly and drizzled tantalizingly. "When will you let go of your belief that you're better than everyone else? Of course you're cute and you might even be a prince in disguise, but that won't get you too far in life."

The frog, lapping it all up, said, "Mmmph! Mmm-yaaa-ooomP!"

"Got ya covered," said the spider, spinning her little web around the frog who was now trapped via tongue in the honey. "Heehee - I crack myself up. Get it? Got ya covered? I'll just tell ya jokes about what the spider said to the fly until we're done here, my sweet."

"It's always darkest before the dawn," giggled the spider to herself as the frog's eyes grew wide and he realized he had indeed been trapped with honey, literally and figuratively. The frog's last thought, interestingly enough, was whether he should have devoted more time to brawn than brains.

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Answer 2

The Argument

"If I have told you once, I have told you a hundred times! Now, [when will you let go]? Can't you see this relationship is over?

__name in blank___ just stared back at me with that star-struck gaze. The same one he always gave me when when we've been in the heat of an argument.

"[You just don't get it, do you?]" I shouted. I was certain this time that my being aloof would finally drive him away.

"[Nope, I'm not worried] ! he guffawed. "I know you don't mean it. Another hour and we'll be kissin' and huggin' and makin' up again. I know you! I [got ya covered], I know yer number baby!"

"Why are you [always trying to stir up trouble]? The more you stir it the worse it smells" I laughed, "just like you! I want you to go away, far away this time and don't come back! "


"Ah, c'mon baby! ___name in blank__ cried! Don't treat me like this. I've been good, so good to you, good for you. You know I can't stand to live without you. It's just another argument and you know, [it's always darkest before the dawn] so let's just hop into bed and have some make-up sex!"

"Oh, no oh no , no ,no,no, you're not gonna play that trick on me, [ohhhh I've heard about you]! I know your kind---"

But before I could shout the last few words of my sentence ___name in blank__ grabbed me passionately, kissed me and I again melted in his arms, just like so many times before the argument

Answer 3

1.No you havn't
2.You should be
3.uncover me please
4.And a good martini
5. five when you run out of money
6.But you may not make it through the night
7.I used to get it all the time but my girlfriend got fat.

Answer 4

Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1873

" Laura Comes To Town "

Matt and Sunshine were just coming out of the Merchantile when the stage rolled into town. As they crossed Front Street a voice rang out.
"Matt? Matt DILLON?!"
Matt and Sunshine turned as a woman was getting out of the coach.
"Laura? Well....What a surprise," spoke the tall U.S. Marshal.
Matt extended his hand but Laura put her ams arond his neck and kissed him on the cheek.
Matt:"Uhhhhhh, Laura, I'd like to introduce .....uhhhhh...."
Sunshine stared up at him as she spoke...."The name's SUNSHINE !"
Laura glanced at her briefly......"(1)Ooooooh, I've heard about you. Aren't you the little child from West Virginny?"
Her attention went swifly back to Matt.
Sunshine:" I'm from Virginia and I ain't no child!"
Laura laughed in a haughty manner....."Yes. Well.......Matt? How long has it been?" She motioned for the stage driver to carry her bags to the Dodge House as she linked her arm through Matt's.
Sunshine dropped her jaw as did Miss Kitty, who was watching from the door of the Long Branch.
Matt finally gathered his wits....... He stopped walking and put his hand out for Sunshine to take......"Come on, Sunny. Let's walk my old friend to the hotel"
Laura:"Hmmmmm.....Old friend...... Don't think I care much for that ....... I'm not that old and we were CERTAINLY more than friends." She winked at Sunshine who had JUST about had enough!
Sunshine walked over to her horse.
"Hey! Where're you going, honey?"
"Anywhere but here!!" she yelled as she galloped out of town.
Kitty stared as a confused Matt was led into the hotel by his former girlfriend from Texas.
"DRINKS ON THE HOUSE," bellowed Kitty as she turned with a big smile on her face and went back in the saloon.

Once inside the hotel, Matt bid Laura goodbye and started to leave.
"Where're you off to in such a rush?" asked Laura.
" To go find Sunshine, of course. You haven't changed a bit. (4) Always trying to stir up trouble."
Laura stood next to him and put her hand on his arm.
"Would you like to join me upstairs, Matt? We could pick up from where we left off......."
Aghast, the clerk dropped the key .
Laura batted her eyelashes.
Matt smiled and shook his head as he left the hotel.

He went swiftly back to Sunshine's farm but couldn't find her.
He searched the neighboring farms but no one had seen her.
It was a worried Matt who finally returned to Dodge.
He hadn't been there for more than a few minutes when he heard a ruckus acoss the street at the Long Branch.
He didn't think much of it until he heard ...." HEE HAW " being screamed in a shrill voice.
"SUNSHINE!!!!" He ran over to the saloon and found Miss Kitty pinned down on the floor by one of Sunshine's spurred boots!!
"MATT!!! Where the HELL have YOU been!!! Get your deranged girlfriend off of me and give her a Valium, would ya?!!"
"(3) Got ya covered, Kitty," said Matt as he tried dislodging his feisty girlfriend.
"Nope!! I ◄ got her covered!" laughed Sunshine as she spun her spur into Kitty's hind quarters!!
Matt pulled Sunshine away and asked her what was going on.
Kitty interrupted...." ALL I did was to say that your old girlfriend Laura had you by the chaps now....But that (6) It's always darkest before the dawn ! Muawwwwww !!"
Sunshine looked at Matt with tears in her eyes as she broke free of his grasp and left.

She mounted her horse and rode off....Matt was close behind. About a mile out of town, he caught up to her and forced her to stop.
"Will you hold still long enough to have a conversation?" pleaded Matt.
Sunshine glared at him....."What shall we discuss first, huh?!
Your attraction to Laura or my childish behavior !!" She put another stick of gum in her mouth as she dismounted.
Matt looked at her with an expression that always melted her heart:
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"Sunshine......."(5) When will you let go of your anger so you can listen to me, darlin'?"
He started to get off his horse but she demanded he stay put!!
"Are you worried that I still have feelings for Laura?"
" (2) Nope, I'm not worried !! Nope....Not me..........YES!!! Yes I AM worried!!!"
"(7) You just don't get it do you, baby? I'm in love with you....and only you."
He reached down for her and she grasped his hand as he lifted her onto his horse.

The scene ends with her leaning against him, arms encircling his waist as they ride back to the farm.