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evanlah, you are too cute!

This was a really funny one.

Let's see...

I stubbled and weaved my way through pubic school, parents razored me on the cheap, it was tressful, bald I goatee good headucation nevhair-theless.

2007-10-07 03:58:55 · answer #1 · answered by Guinness 5 · 3 0

LOL! I like that oone! toupee=to pay, balding=bording shave up! I found it funny! Hehehe, now I have a line I can use on some of the bald people I know too! YAY!

2007-10-07 03:33:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

My folks got in a real lather about this. Said they didn't give a duck's-*** about school, so I shaved every bob until I had enough to bang the door and wave goodbye.
Edit - In case you were wondering, no shears were shed at our parting. In fact Dad said he was going to change the locks. But instead of going to school I combed the phone book and found a Fringe-Theater where I got the roll of a pageboy called Bobby Pinz.

2007-10-07 04:48:01 · answer #3 · answered by picador 7 · 2 0

~I reread your question many times. Just what is balding school? I dont think my parents had a toupee for that...at least my mom did not for sure.

2007-10-07 03:31:27 · answer #4 · answered by evanlah 6 · 2 1

That's a bit of a HAIRYquestion.
Hmmmmmm...... Well, I was DYEING to have a higher education so I skrimped and saved, almost pulling my HAIR out at times. I finally got there and discovered I missed the PONYTAILS of my horse ranch. Soooooooo, back to Virginia I came; All that
(s) TRESS for nothing!!

2007-10-07 06:05:02 · answer #5 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 3 0

I went to granma,s school where it was difficult to beard from the din and some pupils had a hairline crack in their confidence by being cut to the bone by caustik comments.I escaped but it was a close shave

2007-10-07 03:40:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I razored the money myself through a hair-raising brush with death. People were willing to pay to see me jump the widest part the Mohawk River on my motorcycle. I don't do it often, but I do do it well when I do.

2007-10-07 05:13:49 · answer #7 · answered by ghouly05 7 · 2 0

A harrowing question as parting is such sweet sorrow! To baldly go where none of your friends are going is traumatic but alopeciate the education!

2007-10-07 05:00:21 · answer #8 · answered by Ian M 5 · 2 0

I had to beehive or I got punished with syrup of figs to straighteners me out

2007-10-07 03:37:59 · answer #9 · answered by The Duke of W 4 · 2 0

No I went to school in a wigwam.

2007-10-07 03:40:33 · answer #10 · answered by charlie 4 · 1 0

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