Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no gray
And as for my belly, Please take it away.
Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done.
Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
Send this to five bright, funny women you know and make their day !!!
2007-10-07 02:46:32 · 15 answers · asked by vivienne s 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LMAO.....yep!...that was good, made me laugh out loud..thank you, I needed that!!!!!
2007-10-07 03:08:47 · answer #1 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I really liked the five tips for women. Very funny. I know just who I will send this to. Thank you for the laugh!!!
2007-10-07 02:58:55 · answer #2 · answered by Heyitsme 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO. That made me smile. :-)
'Tis sad how many people care about their appearance more than anything else. Give me a scholarship to a college for the arts any day.
2007-10-07 02:52:06 · answer #3 · answered by Sonatina Gena 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got a slight grin out of it but then im trying to reduce my laugh lines
2007-10-07 02:54:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That made me laugh! Have a star for that one!
2007-10-07 03:04:04 · answer #5 · answered by cuy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really good i have saved that to my favourites
2007-10-07 03:31:09 · answer #6 · answered by Black Orchid 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i feel really sad and u managed to cheer me up a bit. thank you x x
2007-10-07 02:49:56 · answer #7 · answered by angel eyez xx 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol now that is funny. Cant say better than that....xx
2007-10-07 02:50:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
how lovely you are ,you took time to cheer everyone up thank you for brightning my day up.
2007-10-07 02:53:53 · answer #9 · answered by K H 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha liked the saggy booby joke!
2007-10-07 03:20:06 · answer #10 · answered by Buttsmear 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋