Older women are so practical........
After being married for 44 years, John took a careful look at his wife one day and said, "Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV- but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-yr old gal! Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV.
BUT I'm sleeping with a 65- yr old woman :-( It seems to be that you're not holding up your side of things".
His wife was a very reasonable woman. She told him to go out and find a hot 25-yr old gal, and she would make sure that he would once again be living in a cheap apartment; driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofabed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid life crisis! lol
2007-10-07 02:35:33 · 11 answers · asked by sage seeker 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Lighten up gang! This is just a joke I got in email meant to make folk laugh, not get uptight ;-)
2007-10-07 03:31:46 · update #1
This was another great joke. Where do you keep getting these gems?
2007-10-07 05:52:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yes we're wonderful! Having married an older man in the past I am now married to one just enough younger to last as long as I do...what with the expectation of women living longer than men and all.
2007-10-07 13:16:22 · answer #2 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes they are great, indeed... Some older men are also great. They have good advice for the young and the old alike. And there are also old women who would still try to hunt for men in twenties. Corruption of the thoughts and the consequent actions do not know of any age, nor sex. We are 'saved' by His Grace! in every age .
2007-10-07 09:49:25 · answer #3 · answered by hasanmuizudin 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I am an older woman, and want a "toy boy". And yes of course older women and men are great.
2007-10-07 11:48:45 · answer #4 · answered by lala 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I bet he decided living in the past didn't look so good after all. lol Cute joke. Older folks, men or women are terrific!
2007-10-07 14:30:11 · answer #5 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Alot of my senior male friends have relied on their senior wives to "mother" them. So, if something happens to the wife, they look for younger women who are still able to continue to take care of them.Live in caregiver.Older women are great! I want an older guy!
2007-10-07 10:56:22 · answer #6 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
there are older men & women who are great. i've seen plenty of foolish older women who keep getting married over & over again. i think foolish old people used to be foolish young people. but, all decent, intelligent young men & women grow into decent, intelligent older men & women.
2007-10-07 10:01:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
She sounds like a very intelligent woman.
2007-10-07 11:20:04 · answer #8 · answered by rem552000 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
as a " senior old man " would like to quote an old saying, " I like older women because they won't swell, they won't tell and they're grateful as hell. "
2007-10-07 10:26:01 · answer #9 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Wow, you have a very, very narrow view of older men.
2007-10-07 10:26:44 · answer #10 · answered by Tinman12 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋