2007-10-06 18:50:03 · 20 answers · asked by My Name Is Ken 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You can say your TOOLS were stolen.......then when you return to work & they wonder how you have them.......you found them at the local Pawn Shop.......AND now you need a raise because you had to pay twice as much to get 'em back
2007-10-08 06:53:10 · answer #1 · answered by KC_Killer 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There are several plausible excuses for missing work. Say you were up with a sick child all night. Say a distant relative (that does not really exist) died, say you have developed a rash. You can also say that the sitter decided not to show up and nobody else was available to care for the children. If you are planning ahead of time, say you are leaving town for family reasons. But use these sparingly. Good luck, and enjoy your day(s) off! :-)
2007-10-07 01:57:23 · answer #2 · answered by Intrigued360 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
food poisoning
diahrrha
ear ache
sinus infection
stomach bug
you have cramps
your dizzy and have the cold sweats
your back hurts to bad to get out of bed
migrane
your kid is sick
your mom is sick and needs you
your car isnt working
sprained ankle
toothache
flu
lice
chicken poxs
you have a rash
you didnt get any sleep and cant drive and function at work
your friend is in the hospital and they dont have anyone else to be there with them
2007-10-07 01:59:05 · answer #3 · answered by Tbrat 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you have viral pink eye. It's very contagious, and no one will want to catch it from you. This form of pink eye will go away on it's own in a couple of days, and does not need antibiotic, so you would not have to go to the doctors for it- thus they can't expect you to provide a doctor's note.
2007-10-07 01:59:26 · answer #4 · answered by panda 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell your boss that your mother suffers from gout and needs assistance going to town and back. She cannot drive or walk well.
2007-10-07 02:33:18 · answer #5 · answered by tercentenary98 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have a Vision Problem...Can see coming to work
You have Anal Glaucoma...Just can't see dragging your A** to work
2007-10-07 01:57:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell them your cat got his tonsils removed and you need to stay home to "help the healing process"
2007-10-07 01:53:48 · answer #7 · answered by Lucy in the Sky 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tell a friend to call in & say you're anable to awake
2007-10-07 01:56:07 · answer #8 · answered by strange-artist 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
tell them u have anal glaucoma " you just can't see your butt coming into work"
sorry for being redundant I don't read answers before answering lol
2007-10-07 01:54:17 · answer #9 · answered by ?only?me? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you have a bad case of diarrhea! lol
2007-10-07 09:57:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋