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my wife just dumped me and I'm afraid of having my baby alone. I can't breastfeed my baby because I'm a dude. The baby is due to 3 weeks and I don't even have a job. By the way, I am having a c-section because I don't have a V

2007-10-06 18:40:13 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting Pregnancy

22 answers

Awww :( poor you. Can I be the mommy? but I will not breastfeed OK? :D

You are so cool!

2007-10-06 18:47:55 · answer #1 · answered by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 · 3 1

LOL! I find it so funny xP

1) Your question is so confusing and it doesn't make any sense.
2) You're a guy, you can't be pregnant.
3) If you are going to have a c-section, I recommend you to talk to your doctor; maybe he/she will do the c-section for you, and you will have to endure the pain from having a c-section. LOL!!!
4) You're either an insane person or just some random person who like to post up dysfunctional question.

Congrats!

2007-10-07 03:25:50 · answer #2 · answered by mileyaoun 1 · 0 0

a baby needs love if you can provide that love then everything will fall in to place. there is public assistance that can help with the financial concerns, where I leave there is wic program that assits with formula and other nutrition items to help with feeding baby's and mothers it also teaches healthy living and great food choices. I was in your shoes my first pregnancy. I did have breast I just choose not to use them good luck and don't be afraid

2007-10-07 03:09:15 · answer #3 · answered by ebkh31 1 · 0 0

You're in for some fun then... but really... shouldn't this be asked in the Men's Health section? This is known as a hormonal false pregnancy. Have you got big titties? (not that it's relevant but I always like to ask)

Well, if you haven't, YOU can always bottle feed your baby you know.

2007-10-07 01:57:14 · answer #4 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 4 0

1. this question is not serious
2. a dude can't have a baby for the simple fact you don't have reproductive organs
3. i found this question to be funny.

2007-10-07 01:45:05 · answer #5 · answered by bunnygrl43 5 · 2 0

You will be making that money in about 3 weeks when you become a science experiment!!! LOL good luck!!

2007-10-07 08:46:38 · answer #6 · answered by SARAH D 4 · 0 0

Are you having a surrugate mom have a c-section? Or are you in a lesbian "marriage" with you as the dominant "male"?

So many contradictions. So many nonsensical blah. Thanks for the 2

2007-10-07 01:54:57 · answer #7 · answered by Sam L 3 · 1 0

Is this a movie quote? or are you imagining what a male seahorse might say?

2007-10-07 03:33:17 · answer #8 · answered by Testika Filch Milquetoast 5 · 0 0

good for you
not too many guys can give birth
so you think maybe that is the reason why your wife left you
Thanks for the 2 points

2007-10-07 03:09:27 · answer #9 · answered by waiting for baby 6 · 0 0

i agree with arnie's Quoter
and thankyou for the points

2007-10-07 01:48:38 · answer #10 · answered by mum to 3 precious little girls!! 5 · 1 0

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