2007-10-06 16:38:24 · 20 answers · asked by Kelly 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
show you my paycheck
2007-10-06 16:41:18 · answer #1 · answered by Bill P 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
With a feather
OR
Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game, three drunk men were annoyed because the nuns' habits partially blocked their view. They decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move.
In a very loud voice the first guy said, "I think I'll move to Utah because there are only 100 nuns living there."
The second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana because there are only 50 nuns living there."
The third guy said, "I might go to Idaho because there are only 25 nuns living there."
One of the nuns turned around, and in a calm, sweet voice said, "Why don't you go to hell - there aren't any nuns living there!"
2007-10-06 23:44:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
From my sis: I was sititng here at work...pondering the meaning of life. And across my computer screen flashes the answer..."Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time".. :)
2007-10-06 23:42:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
-Dough nuts.
Why don't rabbits make noise when they're having sex?
-Because they have cotton balls.
2007-10-06 23:41:54 · answer #4 · answered by leigh 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good question
2007-10-06 23:40:42 · answer #5 · answered by cindy h 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
by telling you this:
this girl was at starbucks the other day, she was really really skinny and was all like: 'EXCUSE ME, BUT CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE THE CAFFEINE OUT OF MY FRAP??'... and i was all like...WOowowowoow THATS THE STUPIDEST THIS I'VE EVER HEARD. =).... ok so it wasn't THAT funny, but yea okay i wanted to tell you anyway. well bye.
2007-10-06 23:42:43 · answer #6 · answered by mnmz4lyf 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
by telling u a joke duhh
2007-10-06 23:40:59 · answer #7 · answered by that guy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
by telling you about my manager and her extremely bad choices in men
2007-10-06 23:45:21 · answer #8 · answered by littleguns99 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't because if your sour puss cracked a smile your face would break, LoL...
.
2007-10-06 23:44:04 · answer #9 · answered by Starfish 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By quoting the Bible.
2007-10-06 23:41:33 · answer #10 · answered by The Lamb of Vista 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I wont even try
2007-10-06 23:40:46 · answer #11 · answered by Excuse me Mr. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋