Food Court Case: I had some bad fish ......?

Question

Now this Halibut had 8 piercings through suggestive portions of his scales along with 4 Tattoo's of Mermaids.

When the Chef tried to prepare him tableside he slashed him with his sharpened Dorsal fin & slapped me with his tail.

In court he tried to make the Goo - Goo eyes with the Baliff telling her he could fertilize her eggs...... What should his sentence be?

Answer 1

Damn, thats one crazy fish. I would punish the fish by givinf it death by shark attack..