2007-10-06 14:54:37 · 34 answers · asked by south of france 4 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Well, I guess if he wanted to switch parties, he would be a jackass.
2007-10-06 14:57:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
a buffoon, monkey, or jack-***. Bush said "When my dad said stay on the right coarse, I thought he was talking about golf."
Another funny joke:
Bush one day decides to visit a children's school to teach the students about tragedies. Bush(after wiping his hairy baboon a**): "Now class can you tell me what a tragedy is?" Sarah: "Well if my dog got ran over by a car, then that would be a tragedy"
Bush: "No that would be an accident. Can anyone else tell me what a tragedy is?" Nathan:" If we were all on a school bus and we fall over a cliff and die, then that would be a tragedy."
Bush: "No, that would be a great loss. Does anyone know what a tragedy is?" Finally John speaks up and says: "If you and Conda Lisa Rice were on a boat and you got blown up by a missile, then that would be a tragedy."
Bush:"Very good! Do you know why?"
John: "Well it wouldn't have been an accident and SURE would not have been a great loss!!!!!!!!!"
2007-10-06 15:15:48 · answer #2 · answered by This Is How The World Ends 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ostrich
2007-10-06 15:05:13 · answer #3 · answered by Catkin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Starfish
2007-10-06 14:57:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A Republican Elephant.
Now, what is the dems favorite animal mascot again ?? Oh yeah, a jackass.
2007-10-06 14:59:08 · answer #5 · answered by ValleyR 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A rat or a weasel - No ,wait,I apologize to all of the rats and weasels in the world!
2007-10-06 19:25:38 · answer #6 · answered by Dances With Woofs! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A dodo bird comes to mind.
2007-10-06 15:02:37 · answer #7 · answered by En79 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a monkey ofcourse...
http://www.globalpov.com/images/bush-monkey.jpg
2007-10-06 15:02:16 · answer #8 · answered by ewanog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A fluffy pink bunny rabbit :D!
2007-10-06 15:02:33 · answer #9 · answered by Rattiefuzz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a one celled organism at the bottom of a pond.
2007-10-06 16:04:24 · answer #10 · answered by ♫Wolf♫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say he would be a Cat because he always looks like he just licked his butt.
2007-10-06 15:04:43 · answer #11 · answered by mycus2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋