DRUG TEST In a WEEK HELP!?

Question

I smoked like 1 blunt n hot boxed last week and i just now aplied for a job that requires a pee test, i wanna get the job but obiously need to pass the freakin test is there any way that i can cleanse my body in a week. And please no comments on how i shouldnt have smoked in the 1st place, im a teenager we make mistakes, its not like i smoke constanly i just had bad timing this time.

WOW...1st off all its not like im a pot head i dont do weed constanly so enough with the "you shouldnt drink or smoke in the first place" 2nd of all dont asume cause i smoked that i drink cause i DONT lol..and come on im sure almost everyone has tried weed atleast once..this was simply me testing weed i dont even like it i just happen to do it at the wrong time...so take a chill pill

Answer 1

Flush your system out: Hyper saturating your body with fluids like water, and diuretics like coffee, cranberry juice, and beer will dilute metabolites possibly below the 100 ng/mL threshold. Start doing this the night before the test, and drinkas much as you can possibly stand. If you have short notice, take an 80 milligram dose of prescription diuretic lasix (furosemide). Washing your system out will make your urine watery, and samples have been rejected on the basis of color alone. Color your sample yellow by taking 50 to 100 milligrams of vitamin B-2 (found in B-complex vitamins). This will also help if you plan to dope your sample (explained later).

Give a clean sample: Don't give urine from your first urination of the day. It's the dirtiest, and can be heavily filled with metabolites. Urinate a couple of times before giving a test sample.


Naturally Clean herbal tea also claims to be an effective product in defeating urine drug tests for pot and other drugs. It is consumed shortly before a test.
Zinc Sulfate, available from pharmacists and in a health product Zinc Challenge, should be taken twice, once the night before and once a few hours before the test in 250-milligram doses. Don't take anymore than this because of potential toxic effects.- Take zinc sulfate in the morning when loading up on fluids for the test. Avoid taking in too many solids because it may dampen the effect of the chemical.

Substitution:
You can substitute someone else's urine. Gender and approximate age of the sample can be detected, so take care when choosing a urine donor. Also be sure to keep the sample between 91 and 97 degrees. You may be required
to change into a gown. A condom holding the sample and taped around the thigh can be concealed under the gown. Ask your urine donor what drugs they've taken in the last month. They may have taken a false positive, and before the test, the tester may ask you to list everything you've taken.


If you fail the test, raise hell. Failing the drug test has been known to make a quiet person become tenacious. You will be interviewed by a medical review official (MRO), who would try to find out why you tested positive. If you have first
person experience with a company, you can report it to .
They will provide bad publicity for the company by adding it to the list.

Answer 2

Just drink a ton of redbull or mountain Dew until the test. Don't be active. The caffine makes your heart pump harder and helps burn off the fatty tissue around it, that holds a lot of the chemicals that show up in the test. Oh and don't smoke weed no more!

Answer 3

Okay I work in the drug testing business so i know what i am talking about here. DO NOT go out and waste your money on that stuff at health stores! Just water constantly until your test. this will flush out your system. the only reason the pills and drinks at the health stores work is because you have to drink a lot of water with them. so just drink a ton of water it will work.

Answer 4

Hi- I would NEVER judge you, okay? People make mistakes. I believe the 3rd answer to ur question is ur answer. I just can't remember how to spell his name- lol! I am old enough to be ur Mom- Hey, I grew up in the 70's, what can I say? Anyhow, good luck, and watch the timing when seeking a job. Anymore, they do require a drug test, and sometimes random drug testing. Taking in another's urine is a BIG NO NO! Good luck and Take Care!

Answer 5

There is no recourse Just don't drink, don't do drugs. They will eventually kill you. I know from both of my parents. They did not do drugs but smoked heavy and drunk major liquor and alcohol . So I would ask you to refrain from it. besides life to live like that isn't worth living.

My best advice to make it more plausible to you. Read the book
The Glass Castle by Jeannette Walls and you will open your eyes. Good luck with the job.

Answer 6

you can get stuff to remove the THC from your pee at a head shop...i suggest going to one and asking which one works the best. i know a lot of people who have had to do it before and they always tested clean. i have also heard you can put baking soda into an empty gel capsule and it will absorb the drugs...but I'm not sure about that
good luck

Answer 7

you would be high-quality. I do have innovations in case you're worried yet i understand you're ok. Drink lots of fluids; particularly water, espresso, tea, and/or Gatorade because it is going to flush your device out. you haven't any longer smoked adequate ever to have it proceed to be on your device like that. you additionally can purchase a house try at any drug shop or food market in straightforward terms for the checking out of THC and it ought to ease your innovations yet i do no longer think of you even like it. ingesting of fluids is my suitable suggestion and with what you have suggested, THC in straightforward terms maintains to be in the device for 2 to 4 days after use. in case you have been a on a regular basis smoker or did plenty extra, it may take 40 plus days to get it out of your device. THC clings to fat cells in our bodies and our metabolism, weight, and all those issues come into play for "universal human beings who smoke" yet for you; i understand you would be high-quality so do no longer concern. suitable desires

Answer 8

There's commercial cleansing products at health food stores that work pretty well. I smoke regularly and I've tried a lot of them, never had a problem.

Answer 9

i'm a teenager too and i've never smoked. everytime you light one up its bad timing for you and your health. so yeah learn from your mistakes and get ready for another job hun.

Answer 10

are you serious? i thought this adolescent crisis with drugs was like in the 90's. i am living under a rock obviously