The silliest thing mine said was wish in one hand and sh@# in the other and see which one gets filled fastest. the most profound thing she ever said was "If they are talking about you , they are letting some other poor soul rest!"
2007-10-06 11:01:38 · 12 answers · asked by Too much information 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My mom always said, "watch for cars before you cross the street, because it only takes one car." I proved her wrong on that one. I was in 8th grade at a private elementary school and on patrol after school. Some old woman ran a red light and hit me. Not bad just knocked me down pretty good. Hopefully I'll never find out if it takes two cars for me! :-D
2007-10-06 12:43:33 · answer #1 · answered by Mel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow that was pretty good. One of the best clean jokes I have heard in a long time. I give you a star.
2016-05-17 21:19:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I never understood why my mother said wear clean underwear in case I have an accident. If I have an accident, they aren't clean anymore.
2007-10-06 11:05:41 · answer #3 · answered by the_chief 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Never say your father bred a gibber (be brave in local lingo)
and...it'll all come out in the wash, and you know what? It generally does...
2007-10-06 11:06:05 · answer #4 · answered by scooter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee forest gump i luv that movie "i got shot in the buttox" lol
2007-10-06 11:05:08 · answer #5 · answered by oh really? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"You just wait til your father gets home." Also, "You can be anything you want to be...even president of the United States." Hmmm, I guess I didn't want to be.
2007-10-06 11:14:06 · answer #6 · answered by Pat K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my mamma always said "clean your room" LOL
2007-10-06 11:06:07 · answer #7 · answered by in His image 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
always wear clean underwear.
2007-10-06 11:04:24 · answer #8 · answered by dana5169 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life is a box of sh1t.
2007-10-06 11:04:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mama said, "I don't swim in your toilet so don't pee in my pool."
2007-10-06 11:03:55 · answer #10 · answered by LOL 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋