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2007-10-06 10:53:06 · 10 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
JUST A CLEAN CUTE JOKE
: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front
2007-10-06 10:57:49 · answer #1 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A cute joke...
A truck driver is asked to take 500 penguins to the zoo. His truck breaks down in the desert. Pretty soon, another truck driver comes along. The first driver says he'll give the man $200 to take the penguins to the zoo. He agrees to do it. The next morning, the first truck driver pulls into town and see the second driver walking down the road, with 500 penguins following behind him! The first driver says' What happened? I gave you $200 to take these penguins to the zoo!" The second driver says, "I did! And we had enough money left over that now I'm taking them to see a movie!"
2007-10-06 11:17:07 · answer #2 · answered by kayel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
perhaps you should get out of the domicile. if youchronic, take a walk in a park, sit down on a bench, and study a e book or feed the ducks if there are any. in case you're too youthful tochronic, or don't have license, then experience a motorbike and luxuriate interior the aspects. of direction, on condition that it is not too chilly or moist exterior. there are various stuff to rejoice with doing as properly looking at television or enjoying video games. are not getting me incorrect, I rejoice with those too, yet i discover in specific situations that once I become bored, it fairly is typically while i'm at domicile, and get out.
2016-11-07 11:15:53 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually heard this in yahoo answers. I am just posting the same thing the other person posted.
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever
2007-10-06 13:13:46 · answer #4 · answered by Brilliant Queen (BQ)_forever !!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He
asked for the Best wine and Best
Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and
Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
2007-10-07 06:54:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a plane was travelling in the air and the pilot suddenly announced that the flight was over loaded and that three peole had to sacrifice themselves by jumping out of the flight in order to save others in the plane. the first man was english and he jumped out saying "Up England". the second man was an American and he jumped out saying "Long Live America". the third and the last to come forward was an Indian. he said "Bharat Matha Ki Jai!" and pushed out a Chineese man who was standing beside him.
everyone was startled including me when i heard this joke. what i thought to myself was " wow! not only him but it shows the brain of all the Indians"
"JAI HINDH!"
2007-10-07 02:02:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Two muffins are in an oven baking at 350 degrees. One of them says "Whew! It sure is hot in here!"
And the other one goes, "Holy crap! A talking muffin!"
2007-10-06 10:57:00 · answer #7 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was a mom mole, a dad mole, and a baby mole. they lived in a hole. the mom mole stuck her head out of the hole and said,"mmmm, i smell butter." the dad mole stuck his head out of the hole and said,"mmmm i smell honey." the baby mole went up to the hole, and couldn`t get through. the baby mole said," all i smell is molasses!!!"
lol get it???mole asses, or molasses like the food thing???lol
2007-10-06 11:03:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
A: Right where you left it.
2007-10-06 10:55:47 · answer #9 · answered by McLovin 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
reamus: why do u brush the toilet when u r angry with ur father?
romus:coz it makes me happy
reamus:how??
romus:coz im brushing the toilet with his tooth brush!!!!!!!
2007-10-06 16:26:24 · answer #10 · answered by venus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋