2007-10-06 08:34:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lmao... oooo this one is a good one. I like it a lot.. you have to answer it for me later.
ok this is what the "Ad" would be:
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20 female USA
Fun loving, loves to laugh, kind, caring, a good friend, down to earth, loves meeting new people, learning new things. loves:
volleyball, badminton, swimming, working out, sleeping, shopping, friends, family, music, movies, hiking, camping.
Aspires:
to teach literature at the high school level, interpret sign language, teach sign language, teach Arabic.
It takes a lot to upset me or make me angry, but nothing at all to put a smile on my face. Life is too short, might as well love it right?
2007-10-06 22:21:04 · answer #1 · answered by angelicsnowbabii 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For sale, one red haired, green eyed goat lady. That's right, she raises goats, and can help you raise your own outstanding herd of goats.
On top of that she cleans house, and can cook meals like you wouldn't believe! Eat meals fit for a King, and baked goods that will make your heart melt.
She can drive a tractor, or help you put up a mile of fence line.
She enjoys hunting, fishing, and will even help you clean the game you catch.
Her teeth are absolutly perfect, and every one of them is there with not a single filling. She's quick to smile, and has freckles on her nose.
This little lady is well read, and comes complete with her own personal library of thousands of books.
She can grow a garden, or muck out a barn, or set a table that would turn Martha Stewart green with envy.
This gal has an I.Q. of 142, and did I mention she can bellydance like the harem girl of your dreams? She might even have a few tallents that would make you blush...or it might just make your blood pressure rise.....
Who'll start the bidding, on this little gem?
~Garnet
2007-10-06 08:52:31 · answer #2 · answered by Bohemian_Garnet_Permaculturalist 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Great curbside appeal. Move-in condition. Fixer-upper. Seller pays closing costs.
2007-10-06 14:36:37 · answer #3 · answered by The Babe is Armed! 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I used to love Robin Banks. Does that count?
2016-04-07 07:48:51 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yummy Mummy requiring good time, take me away for an hour and I'll be grateful for life.
2007-10-06 08:37:16 · answer #5 · answered by Yummy♥Mummy 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Have been slightly used, but still lot of life in me.
2007-10-06 11:42:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I'm Italian, vegetarian and I love animals.
If you love me respect my ways of life...
2007-10-06 08:42:42 · answer #7 · answered by . 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
100% never been kissed in five years!
Cash only. No credit cards or checks.
Please, I'm desperate.....
2007-10-06 08:40:58 · answer #8 · answered by Buddy Hodor 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Mediterranean, genuine brunette -mind brunette too-, willing to serve you ..not.
2007-10-06 10:37:51 · answer #9 · answered by Alice in Wonderbra 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋