what did it say?
2007-10-06 05:02:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
one time i got "buy more fortune cookies." then i got "write a letter this week"
chinese people don't like me
2007-10-06 05:06:24 · update #1
So my wife, a friend and I were opening our fortune cookies and of course we were putting the obligatory, "...in bed" after each one. My friend and I got pretty mundane ones, but then my wife opened hers.
"You will receive a small and exciting package."
Hardy Har.
2007-10-06 05:05:50 · answer #1 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send help I am a slave at a fortune cookie factory.
2007-10-06 12:05:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
The one that stuck in my mind was, when it said that I would be successful. At the time I was almost broke. Let me just say that I am no longer broke.
2007-10-06 12:09:45 · answer #3 · answered by jms043 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
'You look pretty'
That night I kept thinking about how a 400 lb linebacker would have reacted if he had got that cookie instead of me
:)
2007-10-06 12:09:00 · answer #4 · answered by Beanie 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are Gay. No one likes you. You will be hit by a bus.
I lived in S.F. and a buddy's restaurant in Chinatown had them printed. Hillarious.
2007-10-06 12:06:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my mom once got one that said "whoops got the wrong cookie".
2007-10-06 22:45:49 · answer #6 · answered by zero is not the hero 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"take a vacation."
how lame.
the best one i got was " its important to add years to your life but its more important to add life to your years" great fortune
2007-10-06 12:14:40 · answer #7 · answered by Brutal Romance 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To be surprised, to wonder, is to begin to understand. It's not really that weird
2007-10-06 12:10:44 · answer #8 · answered by im the golden child 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"you will get laid tonight". Thought about it, I'm married , the cookie lied.
2007-10-06 12:06:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i didn't get a weird one, i got one i like, it said ~
~ Beauty is in everything, but not everyone sees it ~
2007-10-06 13:28:24 · answer #10 · answered by Girl_Interrupted 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋