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2007-10-06 03:19:58 · 38 answers · asked by ? 4 in Social Science Anthropology

38 answers

Take a good look in the mirror at a typical human being then tell me God has no sense of humour.

2007-10-08 09:38:01 · answer #1 · answered by monkeyface 7 · 1 0

Of course God has a sence of humor..For every natural law we "discover" there are exceptions that make scientists scratch their heads. And if thats not enough:

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so . . . look at the platypus.
Robin Williams

God gave us a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.
Robin Williams

Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.
Robin Williams

2007-10-09 16:12:58 · answer #2 · answered by chadray224 3 · 0 0

He does and it was left out of the bible because the guys writing it thought it might offend some of us and we would not take it seriously.

Example:
It is a little known fact that Jesus like to joke around with his boys here and there. and when they first met and some might remember Jesus told Peter to through his net out and he would catch some fish. The bible tells us this; however. the part that was left out was when Peter pulled the net out the first time it was empty. Jesus laughed and said I was only kidding through it over there. He did and caught some fish and that was the part they wrote about.
There is more and god gave us loons like me to keep us all on the up side of life.

2007-10-06 18:25:09 · answer #3 · answered by nad32h 3 · 0 0

Of course. What fun to place such unlikely neighbours as Britain and France in close justaposition, not to mention Switzerland and Italy! He gave wonderfully expressive faces to fishes and He created something so unlikely in the duck-billed platypus, with characteristics of the duck, the beaver and the kangaroo and peculiarities all of its own, that Darwin found it hard to convince people of its existence. He caused penguins to trot about like people in early twentieth century film footage and He created that most comical of creatures, the giraffe, and before that, the towering dinosaurs, surviving today in the form of tiny geckos. Oh yes, He has a sense of humour all right!

2007-10-06 05:25:47 · answer #4 · answered by Doethineb 7 · 2 0

Yes, I was getting fed up with my job of 9 years. I was a manager of a rest. which meant I was always there. I was getting tired of it so I asked God for a break. The following week I was scheduled for knee surgery. A few weeks after surgery I told him that I wasn't ready to go back to work there. That afternoon I found out I had a blood clot in my leg. That bought me more time off.

Yes, God has a sense of humor.
Be careful what you ask for.

2007-10-06 03:30:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Of course he has a sense of humour. Examples - Life, The Universe, Everything

2007-10-06 04:29:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

So it is said ~ along with also being a lousy Architect / Planner: ~

Example (as someone wrote a long time ago now), 'Would you employ a Planner / Designer who, when it comes to sex, puts the playpens of pleasures amongst the sewage outlets?'

Sash.

2007-10-06 03:44:36 · answer #7 · answered by sashtou 7 · 1 0

How many religious jokes have tickled the old laugh buds?? God must have a sense of humour as he made us!!

2007-10-08 09:52:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes - The male body

2007-10-07 02:20:03 · answer #9 · answered by Orphelia 6 · 0 0

Yes. If you don't think so just look at the platypus...lol This is a reference to the movie Dogma, if you didn't catch it. Sorry my answer isn't more serious, but the opportunity prevailed upon me and I had to take it! :)

2007-10-06 05:03:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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