Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Sam says to Becky, "Becky, I was wondering - have you ever cheated on me?"
Becky replies, "Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."
"Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please..."
"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times..."
"Three? Well, when were they?" he asked.
"Well, Sam, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember, then one day the bank president himself came over the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?"
"Oh, Becky, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, to do such a thing for me. So, when was number 2?"
"Well, Sam, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Then remember how the doctor came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?"
"I can't believe it! Becky, you should do such a thingfor me, to save my life. I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. So, all right then, when was number 3?"
"Well, Sam, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short...?"
2007-10-06 00:37:31 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
well she really loved him, hehehe another great one hun
have a star
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2014-09-12 20:34:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, is that cheating?? Doesn't she deserve a medal for this?
The husband even thanked her?
That's what happens when people won't ask questions. They are blissfully happy and all LOOKS well.
So, why destroy their dreams if both are happy with it?
I guess that's the moral of your story?
2007-10-06 02:42:51 · answer #3 · answered by Kc 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was a cute way to start out my day. I thing I know the wife.
2007-10-06 00:46:51 · answer #4 · answered by LIPPIE 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Isn't it wonderful a wife would sacrifice herself so much for the man she love's? LOL
2007-10-06 01:37:54 · answer #5 · answered by Badkitty 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Perfect creative story.
2007-10-06 00:50:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL...
what a nice wife, 17 votes.
2007-10-06 00:41:39 · answer #7 · answered by cool girl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2007-10-06 01:57:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
uhhh yeah.
she cheated 2 help hur husband out wenever he needed it.
2007-10-06 00:41:38 · answer #9 · answered by Almay 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love the humour. Don't stop.
You made my day.
2007-10-06 08:09:45 · answer #10 · answered by greenfingers thumbs up. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋