And he got home late AND you actually thought you saw lipstick on one of the boys, what would you do?
2007-10-04 20:36:21 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
..."run" get the video camera and call Inside Edition (this is gonna be great)...
2007-10-04 20:40:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
I would confirm immediately that it was lipstick I was looking @. Have you changed laundry soap, fabric softener, or body wash lately? Be sure to consider other possibilities before you confront him with this. If you have ruled out all other possibilities you will need to confront him, but please wait until the children have gone to bed or are spending the night out. Take a few minutes to clear your head and breathe deeply. Pray,...and ask God to guide you through this. At all costs, prevent a Bobbit situation. Only approach him when you can confront him without physically injuring him. This article that I have included a link for (just copy and paste) lists ten signs of an affair. He more than likely will deny it at first just to see if he can get by with it (if it is true)
CBN had an article just this week on their website about this. http://www.cbn.com/family/marriage/Anderson_InfidelityWarnings.aspx
http://www.cbn.com/family/marriage/Anderson_AffairRepair.aspx
Another great marriage help (affair or happily married) is marriagetoday.org Whether there has been an affair or not, I would call a local church and ask them to suggest a local marriage counsellor. Just suspicion alone puts a strain on any marriage. Forgiveness is difficult to do on our own, but possible when you ask God for help. Just remember that we are all broken messed up individuals in one way or another. Leaving this marriage and starting a new one down the road is only going to bring a different man with different struggles. None of us are perfect. May God bless you through your struggle!
2007-10-04 21:27:28 · answer #2 · answered by gabigsis 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I would jump out of bed call you a mother f u c k e r and leave the house. Come back the next day when i knew you were at work pack your clothes up and put them out front. I would then change all the locks on the doors and call you at your work tell you to get your f u c k i n g clothes and tell you that i am divorcing you.
2007-10-04 20:51:51 · answer #3 · answered by Teenie 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
This reminds me of the time my gal pal and I were waiting for her husband to get home after a long day. As soon as he arrived, she dragged him into the kitchen to privately argue about his tardiness. I recall hearing, "LEMME SMELL YOUR CO*K!" Coming from the kitchen...
Anyway, I'd ask what kind of mistress is so stupid to:
1) Wear perfume on her "down there;" doing that causes yeast infections and
2) What kind of mistress would allow him to go home with that on him; it opens a door for him to get caught.
Then I'd spray paint his dog and eat all his pickled okra.
2007-10-04 22:04:58 · answer #4 · answered by maggieeld 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You would think the same of him as he would think if he could smell s e x on you and you had not been intimate for weeks!
Was It a bucks party? Not that is any excuse, just asking
2007-10-04 20:49:12 · answer #5 · answered by AussieLady 58 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My killer's instincts would come out. I'd knock him out with the sharp blade of my knife in his cheek area so it wont kill him automatically... ask him where the little skank is before ripping "it" off, cramming it down his windpipe. I'd hunt the skank down, dig out my husbands willy from his throat then suffocate her with it as well, sayin'. Yeah... THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE SECONDS... YA COCK SUCKING *****!!!! YA LIKE THAT?!!!!!!! THOUGHT YOU'D PULL ONE OVER ON ME? (Slash, slash, slash...) ENJOYIN' IT YA LITTLE HOMEWRECKER!!!!! WELL I'M WRECKIN' A WHOLE LOT MORE THAN YOU EVER COULD!!!!!!! (Slaah, slash, slash... click.... BANG!)
10 years later, the switch to the electric chair flips.. with me strapped in it... maybe it wasn't all worth it.... and come to find out... my hubby and his guy friends were at the mall in the perfume section trying on gal's perfumes in erogenous areas...
Nah... I'd just say it's over... that's just pure psycho.... way too many horror novels for me...
2007-10-04 20:42:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Kick him where it counts and tell him to go back to the ***** he thought was worth breaking up a family for.
2007-10-04 20:59:50 · answer #7 · answered by munkees81 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the best way for me is "talk" .... if hes drunk just calmly wait 'till morning... dont get angry and be irrational... you dont want to be in a situation where things could go "out of hand"... if you yell and nag at him.. he might do something bad... 'coz hes drunk.. ang getting into a yelling conversation... the kids might hear you and get confused... and thats another problem to solve... but hey.. its just me saying...
2007-10-04 20:47:21 · answer #8 · answered by jan.carcedo 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Your avatar is a male. Are you the dirty cheating spouse looking for a good excuse?
2007-10-04 20:53:46 · answer #9 · answered by savoryjawbox 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'd yell.
I'd throw some things at him.
Then I'd pack my bags, the kids bags, go to my mothers, serve him w/ divorce papers & find a job.
Jerks don't get to stay married to me.
2007-10-04 20:39:50 · answer #10 · answered by mkt 5 · 4⤊ 2⤋
That's easy! I'd roll over and go back to sleep.
Yeeeaaah, right!
Two words for ya: Lorena BOBBIT.
2007-10-04 20:41:12 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋