Big Brother is a cookie monster
I’d only wanted to know the name of the canned, pre-cooked, perfectly round hams that used to be ubiquitous on Sunday lunch tables in North Carolina back in the 70s and 80s. What I got instead was a futuristic fright.
First the ham. It was called a Hostess Ham, and I speak of it in the past tense because apparently it is no more.
Perhaps that’s because recipes that called for them often started like this:
"Begin by removing the ham from it's can."
And continued like this:
"Pour Pepsi over ham until enough is in the pan to touch the bottom of the ham."
Or maybe it was because people were inclined to ask questions about them like this:
"I have a Swift Premium, canned, Hostess Ham, unopened, in the refrigerator and it has been there about 6 to 7 months. Is the ham safe to bake and eat now?"
At any rate, during my Googling I clicked onto this page on a website I’ve never visited before. “Cooking a precooked ham” sounds like a real party trick, but what really caught my attention was the banner ad greeting me by my first and last name. Which is just too spooky. Got an Amazon account? Give it a whirl. If it says "Hello Shirley" as does the 'personalized' newsletter I get from Ticketmaster every week (gets me every time), you may have a small identity crisis.
The future is blindingly bright. Any year now we’ll all be donning 3D glasses, as the futurologists predict, and will see versions of everything tailored to our likes and desires, from billboards to storefronts to foodie items. And when we do, just once for old time sake, I think I’ll set mine to make the organic roast look just like a factory flawless “Hostess Ham”.
2007-10-12 16:43:12
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answered by jit 7
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maximum "own sort" products are made for outlets by ability of alternative manufacturers. They make those products greater low priced than the national manufacturers, and placed the keep sort on the label. The save rates much less for those than for the national sort. This decrease fee sounds like a cost to cost conscious purchasers, and the save makes greater funds than in the event that they could advertising the national manufacturers. A monopoly could be whilst, like somebody stated earlier, one save is the only place to bypass. If Wal-Mart have been to purchase and close all the different grocery shops on your city, that must be a monopoly.
2016-12-17 17:36:20
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answered by ? 4
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I TOO REMEMBER THOSE HAMS BUT FORGET WHAT NAME OR BRAND. I USED TO KEEP THEM ON HAND FOR COMPANY..DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THEY MIGHT STILL BE AVAILABLE AND EXACTLY WHAT WAS THE BRAND NAME??
2016-09-07 02:56:16
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answered by lorraine 1
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