If you had a pet umpalumpa,what would you call it and would it be a boy umpalumpa or a girl umpalumpa, what would you feed it ....and if it made advances towards you would you give in and well you know........... and how would you protect it and what would you call it ?????????
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the questions are weird on here
2007-10-04 14:09:11 · 20 answers · asked by Father Jacks Drinking pal 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
sob sob sob, sosgez you are so not an umpalumpa loving sort are ya..poor wee umpa
2007-10-04 14:21:12 · update #1
Now that's a good question. I would name it Bartholomew, so of course it would be a male. It's a Umploompa, so I'd feed it candy. I would protect it by teaching it some sort of self defense, cause that would just be funny. And sorry Bartholomew, no sex for you!
2007-10-04 14:15:02 · answer #1 · answered by Sandee B 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Umpalumpas are Hermaphrodite and can easily be discouraged from making advances. Simply send them into a corner for an hour or so.
What would I call it? Incubus, Basilisk. Late for lunch or any of the words my grey parrot uses.
Rose P.
2007-10-04 15:01:41 · answer #2 · answered by rose p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAO I'm not allowed pets BUT if I could have an oompalumpa then I'd have to have a girl oompalumpa as boy's tend not to do housework.She would eat oompalumpa food, (What else could she eat?). If she made advances towards me then some TRAINING would be in order. To protect her I would teach her Kung Fu so she could beat the crap out of any would be villains. Finally I would call her Lucky Lumpy.
I hope this answers you're question.
2007-10-04 15:46:54 · answer #3 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if i did have an umpalumpa i'm sure i wouldn't care if it was a boy or a girl just so long as it doesn't talk back. i would feed it kitty food, cuz if its a pet its eating pet food, and i'm sure if it made advances towards me i would stick he/she in their box just i do my dog when he gets a lil' frisky for the night.
oh! i forgot his name! toofie
2007-10-04 14:13:30 · answer #4 · answered by Neev 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd call it umpalumpa, and - don't u know umpalumpas don't have a gender?
2007-10-04 14:14:34 · answer #5 · answered by mallika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it would have to be a male umpalumpa and he would eat what i eat...if he made advances towards me, he would have to be put back in his cage till he got older...his name would be jason...and he would be protected by staying in a cage where he couldn't get away...
2007-10-04 14:15:31 · answer #6 · answered by PatsyAnn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A girl umpalumpa cause i dont wanna feel like its watching me and says " Oh i see her boob-a-dy-boob"
i would feed it grapes(idk why)
and what do you mean by "advances" lol!
Why would i protect him? isnt he suppose to be like a dog or something lol
I would call it Bob or Fred*
all though i think my cat wouldnt like it..
2007-10-04 14:13:37 · answer #7 · answered by BeautyQueen 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I can't have a pet umpalumpa -- my apartment complex isn't pet friendly.
2007-10-04 14:12:42 · answer #8 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
what do you mean IF
i had one ,until my brother eloped with it
it is now an eloped umpalumpa,
last i heard, it was in the family way.
and my brother is now a black sheep .
this place is becoming a zoo
if you ask me
2007-10-04 14:19:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I already have a pet. He's a cat called Miko. I feed him mainly on cat food. By the way, I would never think of "giving in to advances" with my pet cat. Gross, lol.
2007-10-04 14:25:20 · answer #10 · answered by Blue-♥-Berry 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋